Keele Cock Block

Student accomodation in keele university. Situated in the Hawthorns. Called Cock Block because it is single sex. Well known for having the most fun of all the student in the entire world.

Cockblocker: I'm heading back to the Keele cock block, ya cumming hoe?
Girl: Yeh Keele Cock Block is the best, i'll let u shag me if you take me there.

by Jack Shaw December 21, 2007

Keel over and Die

The act of suddenly falling over and dying.

This ice cream makes me want to keel over and die

by PickledBagels November 14, 2022

Keel

Keel, like a bean can be very salty. But a Keel can also be the best person you ever meet. He will love you, and show you have much he cares daily. They will keep you on your toes at all times as well. They will make you happy and always try to help even at his one expense. She is beautiful, kind, and kind of a jerk.

Person1:"I have such a great friend!"
Person2:"yeah that's Keel for you"

by Potatolord-beansaver November 22, 2021

KEEL

a shortened version of kill yourself
just the word kill but mispronounced

Backstory: originally ment to be go kill yourself but then it was go kill the go keel now it is just KEEL.

Go keel

by Banana_man_1 October 23, 2022

Keeling

The process of ejaculating into your foreskin keeping it in place as you repeat the process you will eventually ejaculate again, expanding your foreskin exponentially

Dave: Bro it’s like a balloon how fid you manage to do that
Simon: Keeling brah, it’s the new jelq

by Keicircoober February 12, 2024

Bentley keeling

Bentley keeping is a small child that didnt know how to take a joke and cries about everything. He rages a everything and screenshots all bad things like: hi, bye, im leaving now and leave me alone

Bentley keeling started crying yesterday because I said bye.

by Toy plate September 28, 2019

Keel

Keel is a term used mostly in Blowing Rock of North Carolina, it's a slang for a cart with feet.

"Hey man I just saw a keel!"

"What the fuck! keel's are real?"

by ToeSnatcher47 January 2, 2022