Kalong

Girls named Kalong are one in a trillion, literally. If you ever meet one, you'll never forget her! She is fabulous in all that she does and everything she is, with a million dollar smile to go with her big heart.

When she smiles she kind of looks like Kalong, I see her everywhere!

by wongkal February 4, 2010

Kalon moment

When Kalon says something that Kalon would say

“You didn’t know you could block in Kingdom Hearts? Kalon moment.”

by Kridian719 October 13, 2020

Kalomaze Moment

When you have a brainfart and cannot form coherent speech leaving you to say unfunny jokes or private information

Dude: *says unfunny joke*
Dude 2: Now that was a Kalomaze moment

by Sundae C² February 18, 2021

kabloop

1) In injury after a humerous fall! 2) A loud expression of notifying someone they have been skeeted. 3) pooping yourself when you are drunk.

1) Jasons ass went Kabloop when he fell out of his window.
2) "Dude, I got waisted last night and fucked my mom." "Kabloop."
3) Last night Matt was waisted and went kabloop in his pants, again.

by ewax February 24, 2010

frida kahlo man

Any man (or boy) witrh an extremely hairy dark unibrow. Hence "frida kahlo".

dOOd, did you see the frida kahlo man who walked by in B Hall?

by uber-loo November 14, 2003

kahlouch

Kahlouch is the common word for a dark neon man.

"This kahlouch is a monkey"

by Cozy_mp May 5, 2018

kaloche

a sexual preference made to either the act itself or a part of the anatomy.

Im about to get some kaloche tonight.

He wants to give me his kaloche after our movie.

by Shahondria September 16, 2007