joser

When somebody attempts to make the 'loser' sign 'L' with their thumb & forefinger held against their forehead, only they use their left hand instead of their right, thus forming more of a 'J' than a 'L'. Substituting the 'J' with the 'L' this person then becomes the 'joser'.

Johnny: "Hey everyone, look at Phil! He's such a loser!" (tries to make the 'L' loser sign using wrong hand)

Phil: "Johnny ... you're such a friggin joser man."

by TMA-1 April 8, 2009

jumer

aka female squirt juice,

she was rubbing it hard and about to jume, i positioned my face to receive the blessed jumer , lifes ointment

by loadder August 3, 2009

Juker Space

The space in a toilet between the water and the toilet seat.

Murph: "Dude my ass is soaked with backsplash."

James: "Man you didn't have enough Juker Space."

by the clan January 19, 2013

over juker

When a football player uses an excessive amount of jukes when running the ball.

Auburn quarterback Kodi Burns is an over juker.

by Larry H January 12, 2008

Juker

Juker is an alternative form of a Joker, in which whom is fond of joking.

Juker's on the other hand are fond of thinking they're always correct, and missing any form of Joking sarcasm.

I was trying to have a conversation with Brad the other day, and he started being a total Juker. I couldn't get a word in and he wasn't getting any of my sarcastic Jokes

by ElEmEnOhPii July 7, 2019

joser

A person who pretends to be of the Jewish heritage but simply is not.

Someone who pretends to be Jewish so that they can make Jewish Jokes.

Example of a Joser:

Peter Griffin from family guy becoming Jewish to enjoy the perks of being Jewish.

by IM_guru May 27, 2010

juernes

We, as spaniards, go out a lot on Thursdays lately so we came up with the idea of calling that day Juernes, ingeniously mixing Jueves and Viernes which actually is the most common day to party.

Subject A: Are we going out tonight?

Subject B: Oh man, I dont know... I have class tomorrow...
Subject A again (trying to be persuasive) : Come on , we all have class tomorrow but its fucking Juernes.

by BloodyOscarShelby March 4, 2016