junk in the trunk

having a prodigious butt

a little more than badonkadonk but less extreme than having an SUV in the pants

I don't mind a woman with a little meat on her bones, a little junk in her trunk.

by mandingoe June 1, 2004

chuck your junk in her

To have sexual intercourse with a girl. Can be shortened to chuck it in her.

Megan: "How are you and Hillary doing?"
Chad: "Last night I told her I wanted to beat it up, but then she freaked out and bounced for some reason. She probably was just afraid that I might knock her up if I chucked my junk in her. She was bitching and shit but I didn't really hear what she said because I wasn't listening."
Megan: "Wow, you're such a sensitive guy. I can't imagine why she left you."

by Nick D July 5, 2004

don't touch my junk

Phrase every American traveling through an airport should utter before being screened by security so the TSA will start harassing people who actually look like real terrorists.

Screener: "I'm going to pat you once on the inner thigh, twice on the ass, three times on your belly button, and then finally stick four fingers and some jelly in yer bunghole, alright honey? If you're uncomfortable with that we can head over to the janitor room right there and do a quick private thingy, k puddin'?"

Passenger: "Do whatchu gotta do, but don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested."

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

junk selfie

a "selfie" of a person's private parts, generally a man's parts. i.e. penis, cock, dick

I sent her a junk selfie and now we are going to hook up later.

We met online and I sent her a junk selfie, now she can't wait me meet me!

by racflutter22 November 4, 2014

junkfort foods

(N) Junk food that gives emotional comfort to the one eating it

I was asked what I wanted to eat for my birthday so I chose pizza, hot dogs, and a side of macaroni and cheese because they are my favorite junkfort foods.

by Xavier Knoxville May 5, 2015

Junk Dook

Dook is a teenage way of saying somebody’s butt is fat or thick.

Kesley - ayo her shit dook on my set
Michael - ni shit fat ni shit

Jayden - My girl junk really dook
Aj - hoo hoo junk dook

by Kesbutt November 1, 2018

Jungsup

Jungsup is a kind soul who always manages to make people smile. He's a great friend and has a great sense of humour. Jungsup is also the master of bus, and he's a sussy baka. Jungsup is a total crackhead, and we all love him for that. All hail King Jungsup! (Remember not to test his limits on the Jung Jung Meter)

Person: Hey, did you see Jungsup here?
Me: Oh that dude? Yeah he ran into Pennywise's sewer.

by star.bear June 8, 2021