Johnathan is a real shady shadester. Trust him, pffft— NEVER. He’s the type of guy that will turn wine into water, and marijuana into oregano. He’s full of hijinks and tomfoolery, none of which you want to get involved in. Sure, he seems like a trustworthy fellow, his common name even alludes to that, but it’s the spelling that throws the massive curveball and makes all the difference. Watch your back, and your front, because that twinkle in his eye doesn’t mean he’s sweet on you, it means he’s about to hustle you and you’ve already fallen for it. How bittersweet.
You woke up and your identity was stolen, and dignity is missing?! He totally pulled a Johnathan on you.
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by teresaxlove October 17, 2008
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Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.
Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have kinda of curly hair and with big hands😂🤲
a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl (taken tho, by the best gf ever) has a reputation for being a flirt or a (hoe) but that is just his personality. His really handsome, smart, amazing and very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.
Suffering in his life has caused a spot of permanant sadness in his eyes, but they shine bright when he smiles.
Medium in stature, large in heart. Most likely will have kinda of curly hair and with big hands😂🤲
a very skilled kisser, has had lots of experience but will settle down upon finding the right girl (taken tho, by the best gf ever) has a reputation for being a flirt or a (hoe) but that is just his personality. His really handsome, smart, amazing and very VERY attractive. usually long eyelashes, kissable lips and a smile that can light up a room. Will make your stomach filled with butterflies no matter how used you are to seeing him.
girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!!!
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!!!
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Person: Oh he's a total Johnathan
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Customer 2: Oh yeah he's probably a Johnathan
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by kuntigyal June 11, 2018
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Jonathan: Druid, Doctor, surgeon, Saint, and friend.
The name can be used in an context relating to fake people.
Jonathan: Druid, Doctor, surgeon, Saint, and friend.
The name can be used in an context relating to fake people.
Person one: Where were you?
Person two: I was having lunch with John.
Person one: Who?
Person two: You know Johnathan Tuttle?
Person one: Have I met him?
Person two: Of course, you met yesterday while you were doing that thing.
Person one: Oh yes now I remember! What a nice guy!
"That's a real as Johnathan Tuttle!"
Person two: I was having lunch with John.
Person one: Who?
Person two: You know Johnathan Tuttle?
Person one: Have I met him?
Person two: Of course, you met yesterday while you were doing that thing.
Person one: Oh yes now I remember! What a nice guy!
"That's a real as Johnathan Tuttle!"
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