jism bucket

A male or female person whose primary use in life is to be a sperm depository.

Fred is such a jism bucket, it leaks from his ears.

by Nailbanger July 10, 2021

Plagiar-jism

When you steal someone else's work by ejaculating all over it

"I can't believe Preston got away with plagiar-jism on his school essay, that feels wrong on so many levels"

by ijtealeaves January 08, 2022

Nose jism

When snot runs profusely out of your nose onto the face of the person your making out with.

Kyle picks up a chick and whilst upon a passionate make-out session he nose jismed on her rather plump lip.

by #theCreamyCenter November 08, 2020

jism queen

A really hot woman, most favoured by voyeurs, in particular those who top the 'models list ' on popular porn sites.

It only took me two minutes to get there, thanks to the jism queen.

by funkbadger January 16, 2025

jism buddies

Friends with benefits

That’s not her boyfriend, they’re just jism buddies.

by xemo March 13, 2022

Jism

Another word for semen, jizz, and cum. The white stuff that comes out of a man’s cock.

Larry David: Scum sucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Garlin: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma cock!

by Excrushman September 05, 2023

Jism

The thing that comes out my big slong.

Yes mummy I’m about to jism.

by Ur my August 24, 2021