Legal Luke

An aspiring ambulance chasing attorney, who is a cunning linguist, blessed with a massive gavel, and has hopes of becoming a Supreme Court justice.

Legal Luke is currently the sitting attorney general at the Creamy Center and performs his legal duties completely pro-Bonner!

by #theCreamyCenter November 12, 2020

Dirty brit

Whilst upon a steamy fornication session, you bend over the hot chick with the big booty and boof a little chunk of coke directly in her buttocks

She got really quiet after I gave her that dirty brit.

by #theCreamyCenter November 20, 2020

Nose jism

When snot runs profusely out of your nose onto the face of the person your making out with.

Kyle picks up a chick and whilst upon a passionate make-out session he nose jismed on her rather plump lip.

by #theCreamyCenter November 08, 2020

Mr Biggles

Midwestern feline aficionado and recent cat widower with mad sales skills, a baby face, and an avid jogger.

Since the mysterious disappearance of the beloved Miss Biggles, Mr Biggles suffers from not only an ulcer but a broken heart. He has now turned to a hermit and vowed to a life of celibacy and constant masterbation.

by #theCreamyCenter November 11, 2020

the Creamy Center

A clandestine meeting place for a selective band of misfits who enjoy depravity, debauchery, other dimensions, allegedly

the Creamy Center is the dopest place in this dimension!

by #theCreamyCenter November 12, 2020

h h h

Honda hustling hoe

“Kelsey” is a self proclaimed h h h!

by #theCreamyCenter November 20, 2020

Sandos

SANDOS

/SAN-DOS/
acronym
Suck A Nigga Dick Or Something

(Always say it with enthusiasm/ makes for a great closer or exit of any conversation
The Warden tells you to do something that you don’t wanna do: reply SANDOS

Dude: Hey Kyle!

Kyle: What’s up man?

Dude:(awkward pause) followed by a sigh .... SANDOS !!!

by #theCreamyCenter October 08, 2020