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Definitions by #theCreamyCenter

Dirty brit

Whilst upon a steamy fornication session, you bend over the hot chick with the big booty and boof a little chunk of coke directly in her buttocks
She got really quiet after I gave her that dirty brit.
Dirty brit by #theCreamyCenter November 19, 2020
“Kelsey” is a self proclaimed h h h!
h h h by #theCreamyCenter November 19, 2020

Squirter Girl 

A vertically challenged midwestern milf who is well versed in the art of fornication and upon climax she unleashes a sea of fluids.
“Kyle” thought he had encountered an anomaly when, “Amber”almost destroyed his fresh linens upon climax. At that moment, “Kyle” realized he had stumbled upon a squirter girl, not a myth, fable, nor legend!
Squirter Girl by #theCreamyCenter November 19, 2020

Legal Luke 

An aspiring ambulance chasing attorney, who is a cunning linguist, blessed with a massive gavel, and has hopes of becoming a Supreme Court justice.
Legal Luke is currently the sitting attorney general at the Creamy Center and performs his legal duties completely pro-Bonner!
Legal Luke by #theCreamyCenter November 12, 2020

the Creamy Center 

A clandestine meeting place for a selective band of misfits who enjoy depravity, debauchery, other dimensions, allegedly
the Creamy Center is the dopest place in this dimension!

Mr Biggles 

Midwestern feline aficionado and recent cat widower with mad sales skills, a baby face, and an avid jogger.
Since the mysterious disappearance of the beloved Miss Biggles, Mr Biggles suffers from not only an ulcer but a broken heart. He has now turned to a hermit and vowed to a life of celibacy and constant masterbation.
Mr Biggles by #theCreamyCenter November 10, 2020

Nose jism 

When snot runs profusely out of your nose onto the face of the person your making out with.
Kyle picks up a chick and whilst upon a passionate make-out session he nose jismed on her rather plump lip.
Nose jism by #theCreamyCenter November 7, 2020