a beautiful loving girl, any guy would kill to say they date her for just a day. She is kind to everyone, no matter what they say to her. She never asks you for anything if you want to get her something. She loves God. She loves only one person and waits for that one person. scared of the dark but will sacrifice any of her fears for the one she loves. Loves animals but hates tails. Brunette, brown eyes, pale but can be tanned. She doesn't explain herself and finds nothing awkward. says "set" instead of "sit". she will give up anything to be with the ones she loves and protect them. hates girls. never hurt Jessilyn, for if you do, everyone will kick your ass. She is the best person ever and anyone will protect her, or theyre completely retarded. If you are ever lucky enough to meet Jessilyn, fall on your knees and praise God for letting you meet one of the best things ever to walk this Earth. But she is so kind that she can get emotional if you hurt her an anyway and she thinks you're her friend. so don't. there is nothing worse than seeing Jessilyn, the happiest person ever, cry. protect them with all you have. In summary; Jessilyn is the most beautiful loving people ever, and there is no one luckier than someone with a Jessilyn. we all thank God for jessilyn.
by L.a.m.p. April 9, 2013
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n. A tottaly nice and very pretty person. Who everyone adores
2. a cool classy person with a artistic mind (see artistic) 3. someone smart 4. a good friend 5. awesome:
2. a cool classy person with a artistic mind (see artistic) 3. someone smart 4. a good friend 5. awesome:
by Kathyyycat January 15, 2008
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by lolmaddawgback November 26, 2020
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And it's the worst comedy show out there.
Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.
Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.
The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.
Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.
Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.
The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?
Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
by GodBoognishSatan November 22, 2010
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Jesslyn: "im going to the moon... and i mean it"
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