Jeebus

an extremely pretty boy with very shiny hair,perfect skin, and the cutest nose ever. he is a total jackass, but that is because girls keep harrassing him for his hair secret, and guys keep trying to rape him. he likes vanilla donuts, and has a big shiny iguana.

urg. why is jeebus so pretty?

by kacob October 2, 2005

Sweet Jeebus!

expression of admiration, or pleasant surprise. Derived from a Simpsons episode where Homer repeatedly confuses Jesus for "Jebus" ie: "-oh, save me Jebus!". Appropiate when fans of the show or very religious people are present.

Sweet Jeebus! what a day. First the pastor going on and on about a dude that did miracles. . .

by fortitudinal October 15, 2006

Jeebus

Another example of "Simpsons" comming into play, commenly reffering to the son of our most holy lord (Jesus) or the more commenly known, albanian brush rat (mostly found in sewers and holiday homes). These versetile creatures can be found among the sewage heaps of the great white sparrow and can be known NOT to carry the black plague (only 2 discoverd so far).

Me: The Jeebus ate my homework.
Priest: Go die in a hole somewhere...

Me: Praise Jeebus, son of our lord *bows*.
Albanian brush rat: EEEEBEEP!?

by Alex "The Shmexy" April 8, 2006

Jeebus

Jeebus
1. A large animal with sheep and ferrt like qualities, often found on the outskirts of darlo. These creatures are often found dressed as sheep being shaved by local farmers because that's just the kind of creatures they are.
2. A fetish portraying the sexual habitats of Jeebus's with sheep suits and local farmerswith darlo accents.

Jeebus pcictures unavaliableas it may traumatise the young.

by Dr Fry August 26, 2007

Jeebus

A word originating from the Simpsons, used in place of "Jesus." Homer is such a bad missionary that he teaches the natives on the island which he is on the wrong pronunciation of their supposed savior. So they end up screaming "Save us, Jeebus!" Also a phrase coined anew by Colleen Muldoon (Irish pride).

Colleen: "Jeeeeeeeeeeebusss!!!1" (yes, the one is in there)

by Superwells December 1, 2003

Jeebus Jeist

Jesus Christ's gay younger brother whose name is taken in vein a little less often. Usually when it is said, it's said in a gay lisp.

Jeebus Jeist, I have so much homework to do today!

by takara89 February 19, 2009

Jeebus

The unavoidable and impassioned soulful unity of Jebidiah and Weenus, which usually occurs on All Hallows Eve. Typically used as a statement or expression when something is so incredibly amazing, it blows your friggen mind.

Father Earl just got a new pair of Lucky jeans and sweet JEEBUS they look good!!

by sodivalicious October 30, 2018