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by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise
2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site
2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site
by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004
Get the jebus christ mug.The respectful way of saying "Jesus Christ", this is a phrase I made up years ago. I hate ppl who say I stole it from the fucking simpsons. First off, I don't watch that crap ass show that fuckin sucks so much...BAM!...anyway...thats the reason i wrote it here...in urbandictionary.com Now then...no more crap from you bastards...eh?
by Jindayi, The Korean Apostle....DaeIL Kim... September 13, 2003
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slaying faggots with his sword of ra and gunz of ownage.
He is a hilarious racist gamer youtuber on youtube who is the president of his own cunt tree named "The You Knighted Stay Ts of Pwnage" and also the third best FPS player in the universe (Fk mars) taking the souls of the fat retarded children everywhere.
He also loves yet hates his subscribers (calling them "gay homo faggot whore fanboys .
His fanboys consist of gay homothuggin lemons who marry three men then get into three inches gay bar buttsecks with themselves
slaying faggots with his sword of ra and gunz of ownage.
He is a hilarious racist gamer youtuber on youtube who is the president of his own cunt tree named "The You Knighted Stay Ts of Pwnage" and also the third best FPS player in the universe (Fk mars) taking the souls of the fat retarded children everywhere.
He also loves yet hates his subscribers (calling them "gay homo faggot whore fanboys .
His fanboys consist of gay homothuggin lemons who marry three men then get into three inches gay bar buttsecks with themselves
Gay Old man:Oh Gee willickers im such a retarded fat sack of crap sellout fanboy jew, maybe ill watch Jebus.F.kennedy and hopefully i wont be such a gay homothug lemon
AIT MINITS L8AR TEH GAY GEEZER TURNZ IN 2 BAWSS
JFK Fanboy Bawss:YO C: IM SUCH A BAWZ JFK RULEZ TEH ERTH G
Gay little boy: can i vatch heem
JFK Fanboy Bawss:NO SON GO BACK IN DA CAGE YOU MISTAKE YO MOMMA HATES YOU,SHE WANTED ABORTION,SO I KICKED HER DOWN TEH STAREZ
Gay little boy:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JFK Fanboy Bawss: SUMBUDDY CALL TEH WAAAMBULINCE ROFL SUCK MY BOWLZ LIKE A BOSS
AIT MINITS L8AR TEH GAY GEEZER TURNZ IN 2 BAWSS
JFK Fanboy Bawss:YO C: IM SUCH A BAWZ JFK RULEZ TEH ERTH G
Gay little boy: can i vatch heem
JFK Fanboy Bawss:NO SON GO BACK IN DA CAGE YOU MISTAKE YO MOMMA HATES YOU,SHE WANTED ABORTION,SO I KICKED HER DOWN TEH STAREZ
Gay little boy:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JFK Fanboy Bawss: SUMBUDDY CALL TEH WAAAMBULINCE ROFL SUCK MY BOWLZ LIKE A BOSS
by JebusFKennedy October 12, 2011
Get the Jebus.F.Kennedy mug.The ultimate lord and saviour of our world. When he was put up on the cross, he broke it with is bare hands and started fisting soldiers. God Incarnate.
Adam: I think Jesus is the true don of God.
Martin: Ain't sure about that one cheif. Jebus Christus is my lord and saviour.
Adam: You're a cultist aren't you.
Martin: Go to hell you fucking Heratic
Martin: Ain't sure about that one cheif. Jebus Christus is my lord and saviour.
Adam: You're a cultist aren't you.
Martin: Go to hell you fucking Heratic
by BobDaBich January 31, 2021
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