Japanese Wannabe

First of all, japanese wannabe means a person that tries to be a japanese. They will try to speak some japanese when they see japanese, or even try to show it off to some of their friends.

Japanese Wannabe A : Watashiwa Yukari Chiuzibai!!

Japanese : Kuso!! Go and learn ur own language properly before u learn japanese buddy.

Japanese Wannabe B : Hello, I am from Japan (actually from china or some other asian countries) Nice to meet u all.. Kawaii people!

Japanese Wannabe C : Lets take some pics!! ( posing in a very ridiculous face that he/she thinks is cute )

by Anti - Wannabe September 16, 2006

javaneze

a javaneze as in coffee addict
coffee junkie

he can't open his eyes unless he has some coffee, he's a total javaneze.
he drives his bike like a javaneze. (speedy)

by nicholasGR July 24, 2008

Japanese Crab Stroke

The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.

Anne: I've got an itch literally ;)
Joe: Japanese Crab Stroke?
Anne: Ok

by Nex Solo April 24, 2011

Japanese Sharking

The action made popular in Japan, in which one person holds a hidden camera and another, usually masked, coordinate to; 1) pull an unsuspecting woman's shirt down exposing their breast or; 2) lift an unsuspecting woman's skirt and pulls down their underwear in a public place with the sole purpose to film and embarrass the women.

A man runs up to a woman in the street and rips down her shirt while his friend films the Japanese Sharking.

by Draven99984 August 12, 2008

Japanese hand grenade

When a male sticks a fire cracker into his urethra and lights it prior to putting his penis into a females vagina, resulting in the explosion of the fire cracker in the vagina.

Dude, my dick is destroyed after I did the Japanese hand grenade on my girlfriend

by Poner la mesa March 10, 2010

Japanese Snowstorm

When one guy gets on his knee then 7 Japanese men surround the man on his knees. turn on a very large fan and start jerkin it and shoot all the jizz at the guy in the middle while the large fan blows the jizz around like a snowstorm.

Scotty got a Japanese Snowstorm last night from a bunch of big gay japs

by big_hung_rat_b-211 March 18, 2007

Japanese snapdragon

The act of one person sitting on another person's face and farting directly into their nose thus making the fart come out of their mouth.

"Bro did you hear what happened to Derrick, his girl pulled a Japanese snapdragon on him"

by Bigboicurly May 28, 2021