Jambus

An anus that has been torn or stretched out to large proportions.

Paul got a big jambus from having too much intercourse with Tim.

by Igor_69 November 5, 2009

Jamburish

1. A blend of amusement (especially unintentional jokes), exaggerations/lies, and gibberish - typically used in private app groups such as What’s App, Discord, etc.

2. Typically, used to convince others or win an argument when known facts or evidence don’t support that point of view or conclusion.

1. Noun: That’s just a whole lot of jamburish there - there is absolutely no evidence of Homo sapiens co-existing with the T-Rex.

2. Adjective: That’s a jamburish opinion right there on the theory of evolution.

by Dictionary with a P May 6, 2021

jamb

Jamb is a wicked exam that closes one's door to federal universities.
#Jamb2019

I am going to jamb you to unilag.
Meaning I am going to close your doors to unilag.

by Crazyborn_ April 11, 2019

jabu jabu

A sexual act in which whilst engaged in coitus, the female climaxes and ejaculates (yes, females can ejaculate too) and the man then reinserts his member and begins thrusting again. The name originates because the sound of thrusting inside the wet pussy sounds like the sound of Link's footsteps inside the third dungeon of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Jabu Jabu's Belly.

Guy #1: Aw man I totally Jabu Jabu'd that bitch while we were fuckin last night.

Guy #2: That's gross dude. WTF.

by Koopa Killer March 15, 2007

Sweet Mamba Jamba

Only the greatest exclamation there ever was! "Sweet Mamba Jamba" is an utterance that captures the speaker's extreme awe, whether the object that inspired such amazement is for good or for ill.

(After spying a particularly well-endowed woman) "Sweet mamba jamba, I want to mount and ride her like the Pony Express."

(Upon seeing ugly, ugly female parts) "Sweet mamba jamba, I will never eat roast beef again."

by JerseyBoyKeith August 25, 2010

Jambi

Jambi is a province of Indonesia located on the east coast of central Sumatra, which contains a city also named Jambi, located at 1‹35ŒS 103‹37ŒE.

The population of the province Jambi is 2,407,000

by num_shadow November 29, 2006

Jamble Sack

Possibly the funniest thing you can do to a friend when they are sleeping. You stand up and jiggle your testicals in their face and masturbate at the same time. Then you ejaculate all over their face and up their nose.

Kevin: Dude, you got the best jamble sack last night!
Ben: By who?
Kevin: ME!!
Ben: "*punches Kevin in the face*

by FlyingFortress July 19, 2009