jalop

a dumb or goofy person

your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.

by roger khouri December 26, 2007

sloppy jallopy

#1 A term given to someone who made a/lots of bad decisions under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
#2 refering to another person as nasty, dirty, or just plain yuck.
#3 being under the influence to where you are not coherant

#1 Matt you're a SLOPPY JOLLOPY; you hump that?
#2 Ugghhh, Jen is a SLOPPY JALLOPY.
#3 Niel was SLOPPY JALLOPY last night.

by DB4L-SHOTS January 26, 2007

jalopo

the line that runs up the middle of a nutsack

"Baby, I want you to lick my jalopo!"

by Chucky, Charles, Joey, Olmos July 14, 2003

jalopping

Jumping, and hopping.

"Man, jalopping is such a workout."

by Aesthetic babe December 23, 2019

Jalopie

Meaning to slap a female in the face with one's penis.

Your grandmother was sleeping on the couch, so I walked over and jalopied her in the face.

by El Jalopier June 28, 2011

jalopitated

A state of being where some part or the whole is disfunctional. Realted to Jalopy.

Wow look at that jalopitated house, its practically falling down.

by Megahn November 7, 2006

jalop

being greedy over food or too damn big

There is no reason you should’ve that much on yo tray it’s giving jalop

by ajtherealest March 29, 2023