Jag

wild sex normally involving drug use

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Jag

n. Slang term for heroin.

U-Turn: You were supposed to pick me up a ki of jag.
Nancy: Jag?
U-Turn: I had it all promised out. What the FUCK am I supposed to do with this??
Nancy: That would be a euphemism for...h-heroin?
U-Turn: I'm gonna kill that bean-fartin' motherfucker.

by [The Monkey] October 10, 2010

JAG

Just another Ginger, an acronym used to put people in their place if they over praise a ginger.

JAG: MHO "Chick Norris" is overrated. Bruce Lee never needed a freaking gun to kick ass and Bruce Lee isn't a ginger. Don't get me wrong I love to make grandiose lies about him and stuff like that. However, he is nothing compared to Bruce Lee. Mr. Chuck Norris is a "J.A.G." : just another ginger.

Shut up about Ron Weasly, nobody asked you, you're"JAG"

by Mothcoctw September 25, 2010

Jag

A jock who's also gay but usually in the closet. They walk around with a veneer of masculine bravado but suck dick when no one's looking.

Man, that guy on the baseball team is Jaggot weirdo.
I heard he gives b.j.'s in the weight room after dark.

by Milf Tosser October 8, 2008

Jag

judge advocit general, in the millitary thats the real deff

by ben June 4, 2003

Jag

1. To flake out, or not keep one's word.

2. To masturbate.

1. You threw me the jag the other day when you didn't come to the movie, after you said you would.

2. I caught my friend jagging to a porn video the other day.

by MoMo72 June 12, 2009

Jag

Often a white man that goes to the pub on the weekdays. They have no game.

Look at that man at the pub on a Tuesday! What a jag!

by Basicwhitegirlstarbuckslover July 16, 2019