Karl jackobs

A mother fucker who shoved a monster ultra can up his ass but I still love him <3

Hey did you hear about karl jackobs

by Peepeewasinuse September 1, 2021

jackoff hands

the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and dick.

eli: whats up dude
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!

by eli jackson April 4, 2009

jachary’s children

groupchat on instagram of girls from san francisco that were rude to sassy.herr0n and ughjackavery. plus they’re also snakes!!!!!!!

i love jachary’s children

by cv.marais October 8, 2018

jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 17, 2003

Jachin

That one funny guy in the group who you've never really thought about how weird their name is.

Alex is so funny he is almost as funny as a Jachin.

by DatBoiYeet June 25, 2019

Jackovasaurus

An annoying yellow thing that doesn't know how to socialize and the last of its species was found in South Park, Colorado. Also used by the creators of the TV show South Park to make fun of Jar-Jar Binks of Start Wars

Doo wheep! Mesa Jackov! Doo wheep!

by Benignvirus June 14, 2004

jackhole

1. A combination of the words "jackass" and "asshole". Often used on the radio, because the FCC lets it through. Assumed to have the same impact as "fucktard" or similar words.

2. Jackhole Industries -- the production company of Daniel Kellison, Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla. They produced shows such as "The Man Show" and "Crank Yankers."

"That jackhole... nearly cut me right off the road."

by Jason L. July 29, 2005