"The most respected culture around"
Yeah, I wonder why that is. Oh yeah, probably because if you don't respect them they'll whack you because they're in the mafia! Capisce? How bout some pasta eh?!
Yeah, I wonder why that is. Oh yeah, probably because if you don't respect them they'll whack you because they're in the mafia! Capisce? How bout some pasta eh?!
Damn! look at that italian!
Yeah, she's hot, but her dad's probably in the mafia and have you whacked, so watch your ass.
Yeah, she's hot, but her dad's probably in the mafia and have you whacked, so watch your ass.
by not gonna leave my real name out of fear July 24, 2006
Get the italianmug. italians are filthy greasy womanizers who cant even go to the library and pry open a book with their little sausage fingers and see the beauty of other cultures instead of stereotypically judging all of them. stupid wop dagos.
by BlueScholar March 20, 2010
Get the italianmug. by ERIK,LOUIS,MANUEL January 3, 2009
Get the italianmug. there are only 3 things we italians care about- food, family, and sex. you get in the way between us and any of those things, we'll kill you.
non-italian-man..i wish i were italian...
italians-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
italians-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by ItalianBiznatch May 8, 2005
Get the italianmug. The worst people to ever walk the planet. Egos over 100%. They're all greasy and have disgusting fat bodies. Their country sucks. They think they're all that, everyone who wrote definitions claims to be italian and right there is proof that they think they are all that. Guess what? Us Brit's could kick italian's asses. And guess what? Having a tan all year round is horrible. It looks really bad and guess what? NO ONE WANTS TO BE ITALIAN. They're ignorant and blind to the world around them. A disgrace to Europe. The Roman Empire was horrible. It drove all of Europe into the dark ages, all because of fucking italians. Just imagine where we'd be right now if italians didn't fuck up the world. Italians should die. Any italian reading this can kiss my ass.
Italian: OMFGZZZZ GUYZ I'M LYKE SO COOL LOOK AT ME WITH MY GREASY TAN SKIN LAWL I'M SOO KEWL BOW DOWN TO ME I'M LYKE #1 OMFGGGG WE OWN EUROPE WE'RE SO COOL EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE US OMGGGG LOOK HOW GREASY I AM !!! OMG EVERYTHING I EAT COULD MAKE ME FAT IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, AND IF YOU LOOK AT ME IT'S QUITE APARENT!!! LAWL!!!!!
Poland/ Britan/ Czech Rep/ Russia/ Germany/ French/ Finland/Sweden/Switzerland/all the other European country people: No one cares. Go shove your small penises up your mother's vag's. All you are good for is drugs and mafia movies. No one cares about you, go drown yourselves.
Poland/ Britan/ Czech Rep/ Russia/ Germany/ French/ Finland/Sweden/Switzerland/all the other European country people: No one cares. Go shove your small penises up your mother's vag's. All you are good for is drugs and mafia movies. No one cares about you, go drown yourselves.
by moosh. April 27, 2006
Get the italianmug. by Mizzark Stantizzy June 29, 2006
Get the italianmug. What's true/what's false about us:
1. Italians have at least 5 children
2. Italian-Americans are like Italian
3. Family ties are important. We are crazy about Italian food (pizza, pasta, tiramisù, gelato and all the rest)
4. Spaghetti with meatballs is an Italian dish.
Answers
1. Totally false. The avarage is like 1 child (MAX. 2). we have one of the lowest growth birth on earth.
2. False!! We perceive them as sort of 'strangers', mixed up cretures that just speak two or three Italian words (or worse an old local southern dialect!!!) and do not have any idea of what Italy has become.
3. That's true. :)))
4. Whaaaaaat???? this is really offensive. I've never seen anything like that in Italy in 30 years. When I first saw that dish in the USA I almost puked. And also the ZITI: they are used in southern Italy (and I didn't know they existed till I saw them in the USA). The most common type of pasta is penne or spaghetti.
Anyway... the idea you have from Italy abroad derives mostly from southern Italian people, or what they were like 40 years ago (as you probably know there is a huge difference between southrn and northern Italy). Mafia does not exist in central and northern Italy, I know about it as much as an avarage American does.
1. Italians have at least 5 children
2. Italian-Americans are like Italian
3. Family ties are important. We are crazy about Italian food (pizza, pasta, tiramisù, gelato and all the rest)
4. Spaghetti with meatballs is an Italian dish.
Answers
1. Totally false. The avarage is like 1 child (MAX. 2). we have one of the lowest growth birth on earth.
2. False!! We perceive them as sort of 'strangers', mixed up cretures that just speak two or three Italian words (or worse an old local southern dialect!!!) and do not have any idea of what Italy has become.
3. That's true. :)))
4. Whaaaaaat???? this is really offensive. I've never seen anything like that in Italy in 30 years. When I first saw that dish in the USA I almost puked. And also the ZITI: they are used in southern Italy (and I didn't know they existed till I saw them in the USA). The most common type of pasta is penne or spaghetti.
Anyway... the idea you have from Italy abroad derives mostly from southern Italian people, or what they were like 40 years ago (as you probably know there is a huge difference between southrn and northern Italy). Mafia does not exist in central and northern Italy, I know about it as much as an avarage American does.
by elena___ July 21, 2008
Get the italianmug.