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Instagramenus

Someone who is addicted to uploading to Instagram.
Mini: Xoxo Just uploaded a new selfie!
Mark: Yo, you have instagramenus, you need to snap outta that!e
by 00jace no.2 November 2, 2013
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instafail

The action of failing instantly at a tried action.

For instance, the act of not putting sage into the email field, and then posting will amount to an instafail, as the poster has failed instantly at saging.

Other instafail incidences can be seen as linking to ebaumsworld, reffering to a picture of a cat with text on it as a "lolcat", or any other commonplace newfaggotry action that takes place on the internet.

Instafailing is not limited to the internet though, any action that can be perceived as failing at the moment the action is attempting can also be seen as an instafail.
Person 1: hey check out this video from ebaumsworld! its halarious!
Person 2: instafail. don't talk to me
by rabid9797 January 11, 2009
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instafriend

one who is friends with you in real life, but too cool to follow you back on instagram.
hey is that john?

yea, he's friendly in person, even calls to hang sometimes, but seems more concerned about his followers on instagram.

oh, he's an instafriend?

yea, that's right.
by anaveragewhiteguy July 26, 2017
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Instadamn

When some one posts something on Instagram and you are like damn! That was deep, clever, beautiful or otherwise remarkable.
What a instadamn your photo was!
by beautyinthedark October 27, 2014
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instafamily

The result of having three or more children at once.
Bob's wife had triplets, and now he has to trade his car in for a minivan to fit his instafamily.
by raymo03 August 2, 2007
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Instafail

A word protaining to Nazi Zombies in CoD WaW, where someone gets instakill, but still (noobishly) manages to get killed by a large number of zombies while the powerup is still active.
CoD: Instakill!

Player: OMG I still died????

spectator: Dude, you just got an Instafail! you suck.
by pr1nn13s September 16, 2009
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Instadamn

When some one posts something on Instagram and you are like damn! That was deep, clever, beautiful or otherwise remarkable.
What a instadamn your photo was!
by beautyinthedark October 27, 2014
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