Insta-Aids

Aids that surpasses the need for the victim to contract HIV first

Do not pass go, do not collect HIV, GO STRAIGHT TO AIDS!!! You are now in Insta-Aids

by D-Schwank January 26, 2011

insta-nap

The act of napping or sleeping spontaneously anywhere and anytime, with no warning at all. Usually accompanied by lack of sleep or stress. May be considered a skill.

Josiah: Did you see that episode?
Yvette: Yea. It was funny.
Josiah: Yea, it was. I wonder what happen's next.
Yvette: zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Josiah: wow. she just insta-napped on me. :|

by ruggedly handsome brown dude April 2, 2011

Insta-pregnant

The desire to or act of getting pregnant immediately after marriage.

Alex's desire to have a baby is so strong she wants to be insta-pregnant the second she gets married.

by Polypmaster June 2, 2015

insta athlete

1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers

Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.

Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.

Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.

by BIG SCRAP January 16, 2016

insta-poo

To browse Instagram during defecation.

Time for an insta-poo break.

by hrtblk July 3, 2016

insta-pooping

The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016

Insta-dick Move

The act of following someone, and to unfollow them as soon as they follow you back. Combination of the words Instagram and Dick Move.

Joe: Yo, how you got so much followers compared to the amount of people you following?! You not even a celebrity!
Bob: Oh, I just pull the Insta-dick Move on a whole bunch of random people.

by Enderforce March 11, 2018