insta athlete

1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers

Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.

Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.

Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.

by BIG SCRAP November 12, 2015

Insta-pregnant

The desire to or act of getting pregnant immediately after marriage.

Alex's desire to have a baby is so strong she wants to be insta-pregnant the second she gets married.

by Polypmaster May 30, 2015

insta-pooping

The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016

insta lurking

Going through peoples old Instagram pictures and not liking or even commenting on anything.

I've so been insta lurking my crushes IG

by BuddyRia December 29, 2015

Insta-Drunk

When one becomes drunk in 2.5 seconds.

Shit man...I am insta-drunk. I just downed four long islands and a car bomb in 20 minutes.

by Cheris April 23, 2006

Insta-Gram

When you call your coke dealer and ask him to hook you up in a hurry.

My Boy said it would cost us an extra $20 to make it an "Insta-Gram" this time.

by Chubbalicious January 13, 2015

insta-fav

Short for instant favorite. Used when the option 'favorite' is available to show you like something.

"I was on DeviantArt the other day and found this awesome photograph, which was a total insta-fav in my opinion."

by TehShush March 10, 2009