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Illuminati confirmed

Something people say when they see something triangular in shape.
1: Look at my beautiful, triangular slice of pizza!
2: Illuminati confirmed! Get that shit away from me! 👺
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illuminazis

(D) = (R) = nazis = buttsex
by Nimrod was a dickhead May 14, 2004
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illuminati

they have a monopoly on everything so no matter what you support or oppose,they're already on top of it and behind it and pulling the strings,directing the outcome towards their evil satanic goals...
you can't win,the illuminati has already rigged everything
by totally bummed out December 28, 2005
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Illuminati

The reason for everything and somehow, people find stupid, ridiculous ways to prove the illuminati. If you want to be awesome, don't screw with this crap.

Wait a second.....
Awesome contains 7 letters! And there just so happens to contain the prefix awe. And awe means in amazement, and it works out because it's all fond to each other, and they all have the "ah" sound! And in the alphabet, a - h has 8 letters, if you subtract the 2 letters "ah" from 8, you get 6. And six sounds like sex... Which Miley Cyrus probably gets lots of, and she came in like a wrecking bAll, see. Pay close attention the the pronunciation, "ah!" And In the words illuminAUGHty, it contains the sound "ah"

So illuminati confirmed
Joe - "I wonder why they we have to learn geometry, it's retarted."
Sam - "It's because in geometry, we learn about triangles, and triangles just so happen to be the illuminati's symbol! So teachers are already training us to learn about the illuminati, and one day, they're going to come!"
Joe - "You're insane."
by Ghost_Red9 December 15, 2014
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illuminati

A mistooken organization, that failed to exist from 200 years ago. The illuminati was actually a good foundation, that lead to success and victory in the French revolution.

These days, the illuminati is to be known as still "active", when really the illuminati were actually full of Christians, and was a good society to help keep peace and order when all was going mad.

But, the Illuminati was later shut down, after the French Revolution as you see, noone really needed them anymore.

So now, we have idiots walking around going "ERRR ILLUMINATI IS IN EGYPT, I SAW DER PYRAMERDS!" Which is false, and idiots that flash that illumanati sign around in their music videos are idiots as well.
Person 1: "JAY-Z IS IN DER ILLUMINATI I HEARD HIM SAY HE WORSHERPS THE DERVIL LOLZ!"

Person 2: Your an idiot, the illuminati died years ago. It's called satan worshipping you darn fool.

Person 1: "LOLZ U IN THE ILLUMINATI TOO?"
by TheCrazedOne July 31, 2012
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illuminati freak

A person who feels that every time he/she sees a triangle or pyramid, they have to exclaim: "ILLUMINATI! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING ILLUMINATI MAN!!" and they expect to start preaching about the NWO and all of Alex Jones's and other payed shit-stirers' misconceptions on how the horrors in the world are actually taking place.
illuminati freak : Dude! your shirt is fucking illuminati bro! It has a fucking triangle on it!

logical human being Dude, sometimes a triangle, is just a fucking triangle.
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Illuminati

A group which nobody seems to either know about or be willing to tell the truth about, but post false information about it on urban dictionary like the sad fuckers they are.
Read all previous definitions of Illuminati and see if they all make sense as one pure definition. (unless the definition is not truly believed by the publisher or about a computer/console game, that one's probably sadly true)

This pure definition make sense? Na, because nobody who would post information about a secret group would actually KNOW about it's beliefs/aims they would only be able to assume, as they would be a non-member (assuming the Illuminati does exist).

There's a reason they call it a theory.
by Rationalising March 21, 2009
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