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idealist

"An idealist is a cynic in the making." --HL Mencken
I couldn't have said it any better myself.
by Killing Kittens March 17, 2005
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Ideal Semen Law

The Ideal Semen Law is the equation of state of hypothetical Semen consumed by Female. It is a good approximation to the behaviour of protein in semen under a few conditions, although it has several limitations.

Limitations :

1) The semen has to be consumed by Female.
2) The semen has to be consumed through orally
3) The semen has to be fresh(no older than 2days)

When the fresh semen is consumed by a female through orally, the nutritions in semen is extracted by digesting it. The nutrition contains protein. The protein is one of the major ingrediants for the female breasts(approx 5%). Thus, a female consuming semen will stimulate the growth of the breasts .
Equation of Ideal Semen Law
((S+20)^1/2)/(50)^1/3=B

S = Semen(L)
B = Breast(cm3)

* It is IDEAL LAW, so it is not likely to be true all the time.*
by DespairNo October 21, 2009
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Champagne Idealist

An artist or actor who always use the same crap about peace, love, ecology etc.in songs or movies to make conscience, but doesn't practices what he preaches. He has a rich lifestyle, divorced many times, and consumes products and services without thinking in global warming like everyone else.
I'm sick of people who thinks John Lennon is an inspiration, he got rich selling records like every artist and had a shit personal life. He was just a Champagne Idealist who brainwashed the people with the "peace and love I'll save the world" shit.
by Alan HerIb September 8, 2007
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ideological bigot

A mentalist or Mind reader that is constantly 'in character' and lives the persona 24/7. One who makes claims that can be neither proven nor dis proven.
"Callahan (paranormalist), I find you an Ideological Bigot"
by J ust Guess February 5, 2008
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Ideal Blowjob Height

When a girl is about as tall as the waist of a guy. The height of both people is thus ideal for blow jobs.
Person A: My girlfriend is so small, she has the ideal blowjob height!
Person B: Sweet! I always wanted a girl with a ibjh
by PCFF April 14, 2011
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idekwtfid

Idekwtfid: I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing
Idekwtfid any more
by Duhhitzsara October 7, 2018
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Idek

idek Short For I dont even know, meaning you dont know whats happening, what something is, ect...
Is Used In Text~
Text From Random: What Was THAT!?
You: Idek
by Insaneables March 9, 2015
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