icicle crick

What happens to a penis when its rock hard, yet unbelievably cold, as in frozen.

Mark had an icicle crick rolling, and I told him, "better get that looked at."

by nofaceoz October 12, 2021

muddy icicle

A frozen shit log.

My dog pooped outside in the snow, it turned into a muddy icicle.

by Igothoes March 23, 2022

Everest-Icicle

The act of taking a shit on Mount Everest, waiting for it to freeze, then inserting the icicle into another hikers anus.

Julia: Hey Jerry can I shove my Everest-Icicle in your Ice Crevasse?

by Magnus clapdong October 8, 2024

Icicle Pole

A deceased man's erect penis.

"Rumour has it Chris likes to stick his tongue to the icicle pole." or "Did you hear? Amber got fired from the hospital for riding the icicle pole."

by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

Italian Icicle

When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.

“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”

by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025

Icicle sheep tower

a tower where only the finest sheep can live

yea, jeff lives in that icicle sheep tower

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Finnish Icicle

When you freeze your penis to where it starts being painful, then you run inside and place it inside of your sleeping significant others vagina.

It's cold outside, my dicks about to freeze off I better run inside and give the old wifey a Finnish Icicle to save it from happening.

by Mr.Bee February 21, 2022