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iPod Touch

A device that made many people's childhoods. The entire lineup was recently discontinued by Apple in May 2022.
Old elementary school friend 1: Hey remember when you used to have that fart soundboard app on your iPod Touch 2G?
Old elementary school friend 2: LOL yeah, we used to troll around with that in class. Those were good times man.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 5, 2023
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iPod ADD

The problem of not being able to listen to one complete song on one's iPod or Mp3 player.
"That's the tenth song you've switched from. You've got iPod ADD."
by Joan B November 9, 2007
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ipod add syndrome

A personal problem some people who own ipods suffer from. They are a little too obsessed with pleasing people, and not so much with playing an entire song on their ipod.

These kids usually bring their 5000-songs-aren't-I-cool-ipod everywhere they go. Especially parties. Then they bring their big stupid portable stereos, so they can broadcast their "fascinating" taste of shitty music to the world.

So they will willfully shout "HEY! HEY HEY HEY! I HAVE LIKE THIS SHITTY EMO BAND ON MY IPOD BUT THEY'RE LIKE SO FUCKING AMAZING!" *throws your ipod onto the ground* "MMM, MAYBE THIS SONG SUCKS, ILL FIND ANOTHER" *scams through 100 more songs* "HAHA THIS IS SUCH A HIT! THE KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS!"

Then, for the most part, everybody in the room sighs while the braggy ipod owner dances around to the song, showing the world that they had some inside joke with another one of their fantastic friends over this song.

These people can't keep a song on for their life's sake. Even when a good song comes on and the party finally starts up again, this person can't control the urge to shuffle through another 100 songs. They pretty much ruin every party because by the time they decide on "the perfect song", half of the people in the room are sitting down and talking.
"ipod add syndrome- the spoiler of all dance parties"
by miss bacon bits nibblets September 11, 2007
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ipodaton

A person listening to a portable digital audio player that is oblivious to his or her surroundings.
That ipodaton is going to get hit by a car.
by Peter Z December 28, 2008
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iPod Jamming

The act of tapping/dancing/singing etc. whilst listening to your iPod.

Oftentimes it isn't pleasant to observe.
Fred: Dude, I saw Karley iPod Jamming at lunch today.

Charlie: I bet your ears are ringing, or your eyes burning?

Fred: I went frickin' blind for one minute!
by Markens January 29, 2009
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iPod Circle

A hip name for a CD player.
Kid 1: Man, a CD player? Get with the times!
Kid 2: Yo son, that's not a CD player, that's my iPod Circle!
by Serhan August 13, 2006
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ipod

ipod is a kind of mp3 player,very popular and expensive,has a nice design.It is very small,so it fits in pockets,but it scratches easily.Many people argue about it,but the ipod is just a mp3 player,not stupid,douchy,not the best thing in the world,just a mp3 player.
Idiot:Ipods suck!!!They are expensive and evil!!!

Idiot 2:Noooooo! Ipods are awesome,they are the meaning of life!

Me:To think that they are talking about a mp3 player......
by foursouls1 May 12, 2009
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