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hurley

The most beautiful handsome man that could ever exist. There is not one person who can come close to his divine elegance, his steps spread a cloud of love enticing people from all around to look at the angel who descended on earth. His intelligence reaches new highs never seen before and is suspected to be the inventor of electricty and matter.
People normally wish they could be like Hurley but they know they cant and simply dream on the fantasy of being only a third of his supreme authority.

If you are Hurley. all I can say is well done.

Also he has a massive penis
person 1 "man Hurley is sooooo coooool I wish I could be him."

person 2 "yeah I know right Hurley more like please may he have mercy on my soul the gracious being"
person 3 "YO WHAT aint no way that actually is Hurley he like an actual celebrity"
person 4 "SHEEESH gang get over here and look Hurley himself walking the streets"
gang member 1 "Goddman this kid is not capping fellas there is Hurley if only I was him I would rule these ends"
gang member 2 "yo thats him"
gang member 3 "What"
gang member 2 "I said 'yo thats him'"
gang member 3 "mate speak in a full fucking sentence when you talk yeah"
gang member 2 "well maybe you need to grow some fucking brain cells and realise the context. Obviously im talking about the God sent gracious Hurley, dumb kid"
Gang member 3 "Bro your lucky were in amazing Hurleys presence right now otherwise I would have given you the ultra kuckle sandwhich no cappa brotha"
Hurley " guys, guys, guys. Please we are men of peace act like it"
All "OMG HURLEY TALKED TO US"
(every one collapses from excitement).
by AGodSentMan May 3, 2023
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hurley

the name of a man who has a giant cock and can get lots of girls, or a good sporting brand.

OR the guy from lost.
my names hurley, "wow you must have a giant dick" or "omg can i get your autograph!"
by urmumsbighole December 29, 2021
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chad hurley

Former ceo who was suceeded by Susan Wabbajack herself, ultimately the hero of the internet
Damn, I sure wish Chad Hurley wasn't suceeded by Susan Wabbajack!
by The Greying Dog March 4, 2021
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Jasmine Hurley

by funny anonymous person March 13, 2021
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jasmine hurley

a girl who has an amazing personality and will beat you in any fight and terrify you. oh and she has pretty cool friends
she reminds me of jasmine hurley
by chickeneggs1111 March 13, 2021
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A Hurley

A person responsible for concealing networks of depravity
Don't worry dear we are too rich and connected to go to jail. I'll go see A Hurley in the morning and everything will be fine
by Sparkles adventure July 9, 2024
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A Hurley

A person responsible for concealing networks of depravity
Don't worry dear we are too rich and connected to go to jail. I'll go and see A Hurley in the morning and everything will be fine
by Sparkles adventure July 9, 2024
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