Hummus-tingus

A cum stain left on a pillow after ejaculation.

"Hey man, I might have left a hummus-tingus in your room last night."

by SpengDisciple November 14, 2018

lawn hummus

Sloppy dog shit left on the lawn that appears to look like hummus.

Get the crackers out the dog has left some lawn hummus for us!

by Rusty trombone player January 30, 2015

Fighting Hummus

A group of Jews who are awesome. They come to Israel for 10 days and take control of the country. They drink, hook up, and make bad decisions. Fighting Hummus are one of the most legit groups in the world. A-MAZE-ING! They turned Israel upside down with all the shenanigans!

Did you look at all of the pictures of Fighting Hummus? They look like such fun and cool people. I wish I was part of the Fighting Hummus!

by Sir Hummus January 30, 2012

Cucumber Hummus Sandwich

When two girls smother a large cucumber in hummus and use it as a double dildo.

You should've gone to the bachelor party! There was a cucumber hummus sandwich show.

by 0atey June 2, 2015

packing hummus

When bicurious, bisexual, pansexual and/or lesbians hang out really late at night.

Did you hear that Jessie and Carrie were out packing hummus last night?

by redheadinpdx October 21, 2010

Chinese Hummus Wrap

When a man cums inside a loose vagina and she drags it along the floor leaving a gooey trail in its wake just as hummus leaks out of a chinese hummus wrap.

When Alex finished inside of me, I nearly left a Chinese Hummus Wrap on his bathroom floor.

by Xx6969PussyDestroyer6969xX May 28, 2019

goin' to hell in a hunk a' hummus

Gerund Phrase of Redneck origin that refers to the subject becoming overrun with hippies

Thar's bicycles en' bumper stickers everywhere! This town is goin' to hell in a hunk a' hummus!

by Melch April 19, 2007