Hummer

A completely worthless gas pig piece of crap. A status symbol built for armchair soldiers and idiots who are trying to look cool.

A Hummer sucks gas, sucks crap, and sucks dirt. They suck.

by AntiGop May 15, 2005

Hummer

A hazard to the road that puts the drivers of smaller vehicles at serious risk in case of an accident with one of these monsters. Seriously folks, I drive a 96' 2 door Pontiac GrandAm. What the hell do you think would happen if I got in a wreck with a Hummer!? Gets about 9-12 miles per gallon, and big rich men with sunglasses talking on a cell phone can be frequently seen driving them. Occasionally you will see the top of a woman's head over peering over the dashboard and two skinny arms reaching up to the wheel.

Hummer, the car that says: "I have a small penis."

by AFHorses September 13, 2005

Hummer

1) An extremely large vehicle once intended solely for heavy-duty amphibious use by military personnel, now common in civilian transportation.

2) An act of fellatio in which the woman hums while performing.

My foot was crushed to pieces when the Hummer backed over it.

I received a hummer last night and reached climax rather quickly.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Hummer

When a girl tosses off a man while at the same time sucking his balls and humming causing vibrations giving mass pleasure.

"Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a hummer."

by Doc December 12, 2002

HUMMER

Huge Unnecessary Machine Misusing Everyone’s Resources

What a Huge Unnecessary Machine Misusing Everyone’s Resources (HUMMER)!

by dianneyunkeraz October 10, 2008

Hummer

What a man buys when he wishes to announce to the world that he has a small penis.

Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.

You drive a Hummer? Don't you think you're compensating for something?

by George McBob September 30, 2009

Hummer

A rather large ultra expensive SUV that is driven by the upper crust of society, soccer moms, playboys, or men largely unsure of their sexual prowess!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer? A Hummer has all of its pricks on the inside!

by Arbitrator March 2, 2017