human

A species who, when stabbed in the face, will both bleed and scream.

Some guy gets stabbed in the face and bleeds and screams

by Some guy October 20, 2004

human

At first glance, you may think this primate is basically evil on two feet. Only at closer inspection would you realize that while evil usually is accompanied by a tiny bit of intelligence, humans are lacking in that. Therefore we must come to the conclusion that humans are, in fact, just big stupid moneys with technology.

Look at the big retarded monkey with a nuclear bomb! Wait, that's a prominant world figure.

by Me May 05, 2005

human

God's first, only, and greatest mistake, assuming that there is a God.

by Anonymous July 09, 2003

humans

Very clever(?) parasites that manage not only to manipulate other lifeforms in order to fulfil their ever expanding desires, but also to brainwash themselves into believing that they are doing this for the good of these others.

"I enjoy hanging out with him when there is nobody else available, not because his pathetic existence makes me feel better about mine, and not because I am afraid of being alone,..... it's because we're friends and I think he needs company"

by Daffy August 16, 2005

humanity

A species of mammals that spreads like a virus. Humanity deserves to be annihilated.

"Animals kill other animals, wolves kill deer... and humanity kills all other species...They just call it 'industry'," Mickey Knox, NATURAL BORN KILLERS

by GORZ April 20, 2004

human

1. A sick, retarded, and idiotic species whose degree of intelligence makes life and reality worse off than it could be.

2. Something racists just can't realize.

3. The root of all problems.

1. Martian: Dude, the humans just started another war over a puddle of water.

Other Martian: Really? Last week it was a tree, they are really embarrassing themselves.

Martians: Yeah, but still, they make nice fireworks.

2. If I think on it long enough, I'll feel like shit knowing what our reality looks like...

by idonthavaname August 02, 2006

human

Although one of the weaker creatures, they managed to survive by using their intelligence instead of their strenght... most wild creatures.. even an pig can take on an human easily but humans have outsmarted other creatures and conquered the world..

by Alessio October 20, 2003