Hufflepuff

Per Harry Potter Wiki/Sorting Hat:

"You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil"
—The Sorting Hat
Roughly translates into, the house of "tools"

Hey, you know that youtube cellphone popcorn video is a fake right?
What? I might as well be in Hufflepuff

Hey, anyone want to go do some task nobody else wants to
Aye, said the Hufflepuff

by ravenclawMD April 11, 2010

Hufflepuff

Someone who is only good at breathing and making sandwiches. Generally considered one step up on the evolutionary ladder above house elves.

That Cedric Diggory sure makes a damn good sandwich. He must be a Hufflepuff.

by parsley mouth November 22, 2011

Hufflepuff

1. Usually sucks at life. That's why their fucking Hufflepuffs. Girls in Hufflepuff are generally sluts. Or fat redheads. Or obese rhinos.

2. Particular good finders, but usually in Cedric Diggory... because he FINDS you attractive.

3. Who gives a fuck, it's a Hufflepuff.

Omg... that girl is such a Hufflepuff. Why does she even bother existing?

by Hufflepuff Hater ;) July 8, 2010

hufflepuffed

when you get shat on by your mate so hard he sends you back to Hogwarts

"mate, get hufflepuffed you humdinger"

by meaty vegan July 11, 2018

hufflemuff

1.(Noun)A big trifling ass bitch name Fleana who who has a chuff ass muff. Who's pussy lips can chuff man whole.

Synonym (s): Mooseknuckle, Camel-Hoof, Chuff.

1.Damn bro did you see her "HuffleMuff" Lena's straight up chuffing.
2. Damn Bro that chuff is all bad.

by Thehiddengay June 1, 2018

Hufflepuff

The semen filled flatulence that results from anal sex.

I did this girl in the butt, and I nut in her butt, and then she Hufflepuffed all over my leg.

by Calypte October 8, 2008

hufflepuff

The act of sprinkling pepper onto your pubic hair before an unsuspecting female goes down on you. Just before you finish, flick some pepper up her nose so she sneezes while you blow your protein shake down her throat.

John: It was sick dude! I made her sneeze and choke on my dick while I blew it down her throat!!

Mike: Hufflepuff that ho!!!

by Mac like Roni May 22, 2010