Definitions by Calypte

Ravenclaw 

The cramp one gets in their hand when fingering a girl for a long period of time.

I gave myself a major case of Ravenclaw but I love her so it was worth it.

Ravenclaw by Calypte October 8, 2008

Hufflepuff

The semen filled flatulence that results from anal sex.

I did this girl in the butt, and I nut in her butt, and then she Hufflepuffed all over my leg.

Hufflepuff by Calypte October 8, 2008

Slytherin 

A slang term for inserting one's flaccid penis into the mouth of a sleeping person.

She fell asleep while I was giving her a massage so I gave her the Slytherin.

Slytherin by Calypte November 19, 2007