Hufflepuff

Per Harry Potter Wiki/Sorting Hat:

"You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
And unafraid of toil"
—The Sorting Hat
Roughly translates into, the house of "tools"

Hey, you know that youtube cellphone popcorn video is a fake right?
What? I might as well be in Hufflepuff

Hey, anyone want to go do some task nobody else wants to
Aye, said the Hufflepuff