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hotness

noun, often preceded by "the"

an event, situation, or circumstance that is so unexpected and out of the ordinary that it causes a problem or otherwise uncomfortable environment for which no solution or recourse is readily available or obvious

an event, situation, or circumstance brought about by or made worse by incomprehensible ineptitude
I was hoping for a quiet vacation with my girlfriend, but the hotness found me when I ran into both my wives and my parole officer there.

It was bad enough when the university's e-mail server went down, but they really brought the hotness when the e-mailed everyone telling them that fact.
by nopain00 March 2, 2005
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Hotness Scale

An elaborate way to rate girls that incorporates a variety of aspects included in a woman's attractiveness. The scale is comprised of 3 numbers.

1. The female's hotness number out of 10. (5 is average and should represent the greater majority of women.)
2. Either a 1 or a 0. 1 for doable. 0 for not doable.
3. This number is only given if there was a 0 for the second criterion. This number is the blood alcohol content required to bump the lady up to a 1 on number two.
(Female passes by....)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .09 on the hotness scale."
"Dude, really? For me, she's a 5.2 over 1."
"Nah, I'd have to be pretty bombed to mess with that."
by Tahm July 27, 2008
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Hotness

Hotness = Merith from WoKF. :P

(Sexual attractivness to a certain individual, usually someone with a good looking face and body)
Sarry: Merith, damn you're hot.

or

Your hotness amazes me.
by Merith October 16, 2008
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Hoplessdale

The ten second town. Used to be part of Milford, but now is awful.
This is why Hoplessdale is horrible:
They have no supermarket.
They have only one traffic light.
That light is across from their only convenient store, Cumberland Farms.
The biggest building in Hopdale is abandoned.
Most Hopedale High School kids choice out to Nipmuc.
by cptheman July 27, 2006
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Hotness Scale 2.0

An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
by Tahm May 17, 2008
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Hotnessness

When something or someone exceeds the normal level of hot.
Geri was the personification of hotnesseness that night.

On a cold night meeting someone of that hotnessness warmed up everything
by dwight knight July 18, 2017
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Hotness

Dakotah Canell is mad hot he is the exact definition of hot
Wow look at Dakotah today he ie lookin hot hot hawt. All tht hotness.
by Kate W 1234 September 26, 2018
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