horizontally expanded

The politically correct way of calling someone fat.

Jon is horizontally expanded.

by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018

Horizontal Shower

The phenomena experienced when you are abruptly woken in stranger's tub; usually by the owner of said tub, after a party you won't remember, with the water on cold.

That asshole gave me a Horizontal Shower.

Harsh buddy, you were just drunk and threw up everywhere but in the toilet, WTF's his problem...

by Greubar April 26, 2017

horizontal roomba

When your girlfriend lays under the couch cushions and you lay on top of them and fuck her between the cushions ass up. While simultaneously trying to catch your roomba as it sweeps by you.

Man I did my girlfriend a good old horizontal roomba last night and I felt like I was in middle school again.

by AntiJoe July 18, 2017

horizontal hurricane

When your on top of a girl engaging in the 69 position. Instead of blowing a load you blow ass.

Stacy pissed me off last night so I gave her a horizontal hurricane and blew ass instead of a load.

by Horizontal Hurricane March 13, 2018

horizontal mambo

a word for intercouse/s3x lol

``me and bella had a amazing horizontal mambo lastnight!!``
``really? didnt think u got bitches``

by gahmama March 12, 2023

horizontal fandango

Sex

"Yeah, we did the horizontal fandango last night." - Zach Braff on fucking Sarah Chalke

by FANGORIAN VAGBEAST May 22, 2009

Horizontal Stripe

1 Someone who is a heterosexual, typically a person who is wearing horizontal stripes

2 A stripe, horizontally drawn

Also see "vertical stripe"

That guy is clearly a horizontal stripe

by Sofa Worshippers March 14, 2010