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house hippo

A rather rotund house pet (eg. cat) due to it's contant hoovering up of chips, raisins, crumbs from peanut butter on toast and anything else it can get it's gums around.
Man, that's not a cat. It's a house hippo!
by Tall Trav November 11, 2006
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Hippochink

When a Asian person is so fat they look like a hippo
Goddamn that hippochink are all the dogs
by Mr. Marshall Hippo Catcher April 12, 2022
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pull the hippo out of the mud

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation
if you live on a shoe string budget, do not offer to pull the hippo out of the mud, definition a) when out with a group of friends
by Sexydimma October 2, 2016
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hippo tail

When you drop a turd on your girlfriends hair and rubit in;then she whips her hair back and forth
Your sister is amazing at sex; we hippo tailed all night
by Hippo tailer August 5, 2016
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Hippo Milk

also known as strawberry milk, it's usually drunk by kids in the morning before they go to their class, its called hippo milk because theres a conspiracy that hippo milk is actually bright pink.
theres also chocolate/cockolate milk, mint milk/bug milk, banana milk/dick milk and caramel milk/old man jim from across the road's cum flavoured milk.
ooooo Alex is drinking hippo milk again, what a unit.
by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019
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Hippo Shit

Dude 1: wanna hangout?
Dude 2: can’t my mom grounded me cuz i hippo shit all over the washroom
by FardedShided February 23, 2020
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hippo cock

most random shit ever used to annoy people
person 1: hippo cock
person 2: goddamn! stfu already bitch ass nigga.
by Zissler March 19, 2021
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