The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.
H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?
L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
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supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.
supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.
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by Shaz-bot September 6, 2005
Get the homemade yogurt mug.A sexual activity. Either;
1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.
2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.
1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.
2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.
by DJhero January 25, 2011
Get the Homemade Scotch Egg mug.When a woman wakes up sluggish after a long night of wine drinking and funky sex with her husband and is in need of a delicious, comforting meal. The need is compounded on on foggy, cold days. The wife takes all the ingredients in her refrigerator, mixes them together in a big bowl, gets naked in the kitchen and slathers the mixture all over her body, while eating it. If she is suffering from an *extreme* hangover, she inserts the Homemade Yumm Bowl concoction into her anus.
Damn! What a rough night! My head is pounding and I'm exhausted! Gotta get my Homemade Yumm Bowl on!
by wanderlust222 January 16, 2013
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person1: ughh! gnarly homemade tattoo.
person2: i know. im pretty emo.
anotherperson1: i just got a homemade tattoo.
anotherperson2: ur such a retard. go cover up ur papercut with a band-aid, u loser.
person2: i know. im pretty emo.
anotherperson1: i just got a homemade tattoo.
anotherperson2: ur such a retard. go cover up ur papercut with a band-aid, u loser.
by chalphaQ January 10, 2009
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v. (Homemade Roofie, Homemade Roofie-ing, Homemade Roofied) the act of using any blunt object to knock a person unconscious
v. (Homemade Roofie, Homemade Roofie-ing, Homemade Roofied) the act of using any blunt object to knock a person unconscious
"I am finally having Sally over tonight. If things don't go according to plan, this frying pan or two by four will make for a couple of good Homemade Roofies."
Sally to friend: "And when I told him I didn't want to sleep with him he tried to Homemade Roofie me."
Sally to friend: "And when I told him I didn't want to sleep with him he tried to Homemade Roofie me."
by PhineasGage04 April 28, 2010
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