"Happy horseshit" is a phrase that describes news releases, speeches and other official language often produced by public relations people that puts the best possible - if often unrealistic - spin on a particular subject. A great deal of happy horseshit is often served up at political rallies, awards ceremonies, and in government and corporate communications in general.
President Bush informed the nation that America was on course to achieve its objectives in Iraq, though most of the viewing public assumed the statement was happy horseshit.
by Jay Holden July 21, 2008
Get the happy horseshit mug.Noun: Sentimental nonsense. A way of thinking that is dominated by pleasant generalities. Official double-talk.
by Clement Sledge April 16, 2006
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1(One) male engaging in intimate acts with 5(Five), or more, homosexual females in a raging sextuplet of passion.
by frenzical July 7, 2009
Get the hose down the horses mug.Commonly misinterpreted as being a proverb warning against hypocrisy. This is incorrect.
The actual meaning is closer to that of "if you can't take it, don't dish it out".
if you are a type of person who is easily offended, do not go around offending people unless you can handle being offended yourself.
The actual meaning is closer to that of "if you can't take it, don't dish it out".
if you are a type of person who is easily offended, do not go around offending people unless you can handle being offended yourself.
Person A - Katie is such a bitch. All I did was say she was a little bit fat, and she's going around calling me a stupid cow behind my back!
Person B - People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Person B - People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
by Dhalphir October 27, 2011
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Get the hold your horses mug.Whenever something doesn't go your way or when something is totally untrue and you feel the need to verbalize it.
" Man that teacher totally accused me of cheating on my Astronomy quiz, that's fucking horseshit."
" What do you mean you don't have the money you owe me? you know what that's horseshit, go fuck yourself"
" What do you mean you don't have the money you owe me? you know what that's horseshit, go fuck yourself"
by Tecky September 2, 2005
Get the Horseshit mug.The act of eating a ginger guys penis. Yes, legitimately eating it. Tip to shaft. Bite by bite. All the way to the pelvis. Good eats!
*it must be a ginger, because horses eat carrots and apples. So the Orange/Red pubic hair makes for the perfect coloration in this tasty meal!
*it must be a ginger, because horses eat carrots and apples. So the Orange/Red pubic hair makes for the perfect coloration in this tasty meal!
Black girl: Damn, I'm hungry nigga
Super pale ginger obviously without a soul: Damn, I'm horny af
Black Girl: I want a horses dinner
Ginger dude: Bet
Black girl: Bet.
Super pale ginger obviously without a soul: Damn, I'm horny af
Black Girl: I want a horses dinner
Ginger dude: Bet
Black girl: Bet.
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