avocado hoez

a fat whore with a large over hanging gut and twiggy dispropotianate legs, creating a resemblence to an avocado. it helps to make the connection when they wear green. these nasty sluts, are known to suck dick for fun and turn men gay. this term was created in 2002 when mocking a teachers fat slutty daughter and her also avocado shaped friends. the second group of girls that were called this adopted the term, not realizing that their disgusting body shape was being mocked.

pigarella: so jizzy, what happened with your last boyfriend?

jizzy: he was third guy to leave me for charlie after i fuck him.

trashley: well thats what us avocado hoez do!

smelanie: WERE FAT HOES!

by those two 14 year old bitches March 25, 2007

Hoedown Throwdown

Miley Cyrus experimenting with her boyfriend.

Tonight Miley Cyrus is gonna get her hoedown throwdown with her boyfriend.

by Aspintacular April 10, 2009

hoedom

The act of hoeing; The act of getting someones slut on.

I hereby renew my hoedom.

by Sir Hoefullness February 24, 2009

Hoeosity

A word used to describe your ex's or anyone else's actions that have no words to match up to the situation.

Damn. What type of hoeosity is on her twitter?!

by Chelci October 23, 2015

Hoedown

a gathering of hillbillies (who live in hills completely cut off from civilization) where they dance around a bonfire singing.

"Hey bob lets go to a hoedown."

by bkhockey April 5, 2009

hoebot

A slutty Rizon robot that follows its masters' every will.

Be a hoebot and tell me what servers are split.

by anon97 July 1, 2005

hoedown throwdown

a dance that originated from the hannah montana movie.

"let's do the hoedown throwdown, it's addictive!"

by sellybelly April 6, 2009