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Cheeky Henderson

The act of intentionally inserting your penis into the butthole, but pretending it was an accident.
Joshua Samuel: bro I did a cheeky Henderson last night she didn’t know what hit her.
Connor Jason: that’s my boy, bitches love a cheeky Henderson.
by Connormacdaddy June 16, 2021
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Henderson Hammer

The act of cocking back a hard right hook for just the right moment. Ducking down and bringing it full force into the face of your opponent. Followed by jumping in the air and landing a second right hook directly into their already unconscious head on the ground.

You achieve maximum effectiveness if this is done to a British shit talker and followed by standing and walking away as if it was nothing.
Did you see that? Dan Henderson just knocked the shit out of Bisping with that Henderson Hammer.
by That Canadian July 23, 2009
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Hander

Slang for a hand job. A handy. A hander.
Can wait to get home, my room mate is going to give me a Hander.

Yo bitch! How much for a hander?

My balls are rocked. She gave me a rough handers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
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back hander

A secretive handing over (usually of money) in exchange for certain favouritism (usually by some sort of authority)
The Businessman gave a back hander to the Politician in order win the large contract.

OR (NZ example)
Peter Sumonivich gave a back hander to Winston Peters in order to obtain a more favourable fishing quota next season.

OR
The Pharmaceutical comapanies gave back handers to numerous doctors in exchange for them promoting certain medications.
by will_haveachat June 27, 2009
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Hinkerdinkel

German for tic-tac sized penis
Suck my hinkerdinkel
by Penis boy September 6, 2017
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Triple hander

A girl that is so ugly and disgusting on the stinker scale that three hands need to sweep under the nose to keep away the smell of her stinkyness.
My god, look at that triple hander. What an ugly stinker, who would want to hook up with her
by Jeetism September 4, 2013
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Dong Hider

one who likes to makes dicks disappear. a magician of sorts who makes penises vanish in strange places like his mouth or butt.
"like.... holy crap, justin timerlake is so hot. i could totally go Dong Hider on him."

"yeah, too bad Gay Tee only sleeps with straight dudes."
by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008
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