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Hinderberg 

A difficult co-worker who makes your job harder than it needs to be. They tend to hinder any progress you are trying to make at work, either on purpose or due to their arrogance or stupidity.
You: Can you help me with this simple and inane task anyone can do and which can be explained in a straightforward and simple manner?

Him: Yes, but let me do it in a way that is completely illogical, makes no sense and makes your life harder, for no reason!

You: God, why are you such a hinderberg?!
Hinderberg by Curlyfreak June 29, 2014
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Hindenberg Disaster 

After a male ejaculates into a condom, he carefully removes it and then blows it up to blimp size. He then violently shakes the blimp until it explodes leaving the girl covered in baby batter. While she is speechless you must scream out: "Oh the humanity!".
The condom ruptured in an awesome Hindenberg Disaster leaving Cindy with a mask of semen.

Hindenburging 

\ˈhin-dən-ˌbərg, -ˌbu̇rg, -, een

When a female (or male) blows air into a males foreskin, making a balloon.

Then punches his balls, creating a surprising amount of pain that ruins the moment.
"Man that hooker last night gave me a Hindenburg, and now my balls are swollen."

"I like Hindenburging. I'm into that kind of abuse"
Hindenburging by Sundog_ December 22, 2013

Hindenberg Heiny

The little boy at Walmart improved his view of the line by standing on his mommy's Hindenberg Heiny.
Hindenberg Heiny by quesondriac March 23, 2013

Hindenburg 

The act of a massive explosion occurring followed promptly by a crash and burn of said exploding object, often to the surprise of many onlookers or third-parties.
"The night was going great, until the pressure was on and I Hindenburg'ed in my pants at the very sight of her!"
Hindenburg by ImmunityZZ February 15, 2012

the Hindenburg

When one has had so much sex that their cock is rubbed raw but they have sex again anyway and it burns like a motherfucker and just as they reach a climax and cum they yell, “Oh the humanity!”
“Sorry, Betty. We need to slow down. That last fuck was the Hindenburg for me. My dick is a disaster.”

Mr. Hingelberg

What a friggin dude. If you know a Mr. Hingelberg, (which is hard to find tbh..) tell him how much he matters!! He's poetic and honest, he wants to learn all about you, honestly. He is kind and super religious in the best way possible. He wants you to become a great person. He is openly honest about his past and his mistakes so you can learn from them. He respects you but has a big brother sense to him, he will carry you on his shoulders to your best possible self but can also be a little nosy (with love). He wants you to become not only a person who can think for yourself but a person who can develop into a person who helps others do the same. He is so friggin awesome and makes me what to just become a person of incredible wisdom and faith. If you know a Mr. Hingelberg, cherish him and be kind to him.
Ralph - Yo i got Mr. Hingelberg's class next
Jack - Lucky...
Mr. Hingelberg by NotEntirelyAlone February 9, 2022