hickory elementary school

you would think people came here to learn but no this fucking school is shit! everyone is fucking assholes to each other and it’s not a fun to be in! this is the school you take your kids to when you want them growing up to be druggies. the school is never quiet because of how many kids are getting yelled at every second. the teachers are literal shit also some are even throwing chairs at their students. and recess is more like being forced against your will to jog the fucking bus loop. but yeah so definitely don’t take your kids to this hell hole.
by hehehe dude May 20, 2019
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Hickory Farm

When a man recieves oral sex while having a yeast infection. The name comes from tge Hickory Farms sausage and cheese gift packs.
by alternate account December 15, 2018
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hickory locs

locs that resemble the color of hickory wood (a gingerish orange brown color).
“what’s this? no way! got a bad bitch out the mystery box, cute black girl with some hickory locs. do you ever get caught i’m like typically not.”
by stars4me June 20, 2024
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Shaggy Hickory

A Shaggy Hickory is a long dick that has never been manscaped. The hair on a shaggy hickory must travel at least a third of the way up the shaft. The shaft needs to be at least 5 inches flaccid and no less than 8 inches hard. They are more commonly found among woodsmen who really don’t really care about having hair on their dick.
She had no idea that he had a shaggy hickory, until it was too late. Once out of his pants she was fully committed.
by Muskoka Woodsman June 05, 2022
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The Hickory Smoke

When you light a girls pubes on fire and the smoke that comes off of it is the hickory smoke.
by xa1e January 19, 2022
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Ripping hickory

The act of pulling the wooden handle of a recliner to kick back, relax, or nap—often as a well-deserved reward after completing something significant. It’s the ultimate move to unwind, signaling the transition from hard work to total relaxation.
1.After the grueling house fire, Capt. Rocky told us to rip some hickory and take a well-earned breather.
2. Capt. Jeff works a lot of overtime, so when he gets a chance, you’ll find him ripping hickory in the recliner at the station.
by Turboteebone November 19, 2024
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old hickory

When you cut off your penis and testicles cook it in a frying pan and proceed to eat it.
What are you doing Dave? I'm just eating my old hickory limb.
by cmill7589 April 30, 2024
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