hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 5, 2009

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hickory haircut

When a cop whacks somebody on the head with his night stick

The cops gave all the Baltimore rioters a nice hickory haircut

by Robbins Mitchell April 29, 2015

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Old Hickory Twist

Stonewall Jacksons favorite dance move.

Theres Stonewall doing the old hickory twist

by Sportsguy1776 January 20, 2016

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hickory elementary school

you would think people came here to learn but no this fucking school is shit! everyone is fucking assholes to each other and it’s not a fun to be in! this is the school you take your kids to when you want them growing up to be druggies. the school is never quiet because of how many kids are getting yelled at every second. the teachers are literal shit also some are even throwing chairs at their students. and recess is more like being forced against your will to jog the fucking bus loop. but yeah so definitely don’t take your kids to this hell hole.

Ew did you Hickory Elementary School

by hehehe dude May 20, 2019

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Hickory

The act of participating in any rural activity that is, to an extent, dumb.

Billy! Quit that hickory!

Hey Johnny! Stop fucking that cow! That’s hickory!

Y’all drive the tractor to school? That’s some weak hickory right there, I do think so myself.

by DicksOutForHarambe2 October 10, 2020

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