you would think people came here to learn but no this fucking school is shit! everyone is fucking assholes to each other and it’s not a fun to be in! this is the school you take your kids to when you want them growing up to be druggies. the school is never quiet because of how many kids are getting yelled at every second. the teachers are literal shit also some are even throwing chairs at their students. and recess is more like being forced against your will to jog the fucking bus loop. but yeah so definitely don’t take your kids to this hell hole.
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A Shaggy Hickory is a long dick that has never been manscaped. The hair on a shaggy hickory must travel at least a third of the way up the shaft. The shaft needs to be at least 5 inches flaccid and no less than 8 inches hard. They are more commonly found among woodsmen who really don’t really care about having hair on their dick.
She had no idea that he had a shaggy hickory, until it was too late. Once out of his pants she was fully committed.
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When you light a girls pubes on fire and the smoke that comes off of it is the hickory smoke.
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something amusing or fucked up; degenerate shit
“Let’s go hit some hickory tonight brotha
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The act of participating in any rural activity that is, to an extent, dumb.
Billy! Quit that hickory!

Hey Johnny! Stop fucking that cow! That’s hickory!

Y’all drive the tractor to school? That’s some weak hickory right there, I do think so myself.
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When you cut off your penis and testicles cook it in a frying pan and proceed to eat it.
What are you doing Dave? I'm just eating my old hickory limb.
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