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Hestonaldo

a) An entity that is good as fuck and isn't to be messed with by some simple chump.

b) A level of difficulty that simply can't be handled or comprehended by mere mortals!

c) Over Powered.
Oh shit, that guy is absolutely hestonaldo! Stay away from him!
by jeezcalmdown October 14, 2008
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Hetrophiliac

The gay/lesbian that always tries to pull the straight one.
Man one: Hey Paul, don't you think that person over at the bar is a bit of a Hetrophiliac.
Man two: What do you mean?
Man one: Well this clubs pretty full of gay blokes, and yet he's been trying to pull almost every straight guy that's come in her tonight
by Kyoichii December 25, 2010
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hetroclite

(1). The only word to contain both ‘hetro’ and ‘clit’.
(2). A word used to replace the overused word of cringe so to not soak all the flare and meaning out of a sentence.

Actual definition:
(1). Deviating from what is normal.

(Linguistics). Used to describe a noun that declines irregularly
Musical.ly is quite the hetrocliterous of an app!” I Hate Everything

Many people find English hard to learn because of its many hetroclite nouns.
by Myrus February 24, 2018
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Hector Jablinowski

This might seem like a name, but it is actually a high-tech acronym (however, nobody is allowed to tell anyone what it stands for as it lays a surprise for the unwilling) Derived from Hectorverantia and sponsored by Louiza.
YO BRUV YOU SEEN THAT HECTOR JABLINOWSKI DOWN THE STREET INIT FAM
by use code fucking xen June 17, 2019
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Hetrofying

For something to be so straight that it's scary.
Jenny: Did Bobby just ask Melissa out, doesn't he know that she's queer!!?

John: That is so Hetrofying!
by FreakStones September 15, 2019
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hetitosis

you will have babies at a young age, probably at 12 or 13. even if you are a boy. you will be pregnant and have all the symptoms as a regular girl
you have hetitosis
by Yanalise February 26, 2020
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Hector

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Hector, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Hector.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Hector cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Hector is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Hector is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Hector is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Hector resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail.
and god said let there be hector.
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