Become a beautiful monster.A heartless creature. A Goddest of pain.Maybe then the emptiness of this bullet hole,they left in my chest,will finally make some sense we already know
by Blaaskaak July 12, 2018
Get the Het wezenmug. When you stand above your girl, wearing only pants. Then proceeds to shit down your pants into your girls vigana. Then while the girl pisses you eat your girl out.
P1: Wow! Last night was crazy man.
P2: Oh really? What did you do?
P1: Yea, it was so awesome, we did 'Het Cariba Bad'.
P2: Wow that's crazy, how was it?
P1: Yea we really did it, it was kinda stinky, but so horny.
P2: Oh really? What did you do?
P1: Yea, it was so awesome, we did 'Het Cariba Bad'.
P2: Wow that's crazy, how was it?
P1: Yea we really did it, it was kinda stinky, but so horny.
by Mikemikedb March 15, 2025
Get the Het Cariba Badmug. also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.
where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.
Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.
Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.
Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
by fox fox April 23, 2024
Get the Het-Blindmug. The best hearted person one can find.They have the best sense of humorous out there,there's always business running over there mind, financialy they never face any problem in there life, in fact they are the ones who get filthy rich. There confidence and will-powers are through the roof even if they are wrong at that moment, they don't believe in keeping a huge friend circle, One can not stop themselves from adoring them ,they have there own magnetic field around them
The proper noun het is adorable.
by Ask your mommy that I am daddy November 23, 2021
Get the Hetmug. 
wasting too much of your life trying to force heterosexuality only to accept yourself for who you are and embrace your sexuality in the end.
"I spent the first 20 years of my life suffering from het-lag but now I'm free"
Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.
Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.
by tatsamie September 30, 2020
Get the het-lagmug. 