Haskey

One gayass bitch, booky trim

Man i hate that man haskey, not poggers

by deez nutz brukdfdrv November 2, 2020

Haskell

"Pulling a Haskell" or "Hasking myself" is the term used for attempting suicide by consuming a dangerous amount of energy drinks.

Example 1:
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.

Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell

by ihaspenisthoreturns September 26, 2020

Haskell

"Pulling a Haskell" or "Hasking myself" is the term used for attempting suicide by consuming a dangerous amount of energy drinks.

Example 1:
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.

Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell

by ihaspenisthoreturns September 30, 2020

hasker

Hasker: Half-Assed-Masker; person who lacks the cognitive ability and or responsible fortitude to correctly wear a mask to prevent spread of infection. Often represented by one who wears a mask over there mouth but not their nose.

It was crazy at the grocery store today, lots of haskers.

by the one and only Mutoman March 27, 2021

Haskel

A great guy. A Haskel is everybody’s friend. Haskels get invited to parties and although not seen as the “life of the party” (a.k.a. drunk lampshade wearing asshole) typically, they are the rock of gathering and parties without them seem dreadfully incomplete. Haskels are dependable and reliable and make great friends. A Haskel rarely gets angry but if you are unlucky enough to find a way to anger a Haskel you had better not stick around.

The guy who brought that huge jar of ring pops to the party is a stellar Haskel!!!

That cool Haskel of a guy changed my oil for free.

by Socialnanigan July 16, 2021

Haskacanq

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by Umora November 21, 2021

Haskel

If your name is Haskel you are strong, resilient, loyal and have awesome fashion sense. Your smile lights up any room and gets the attention of anyone in its vicinity. You are a go-getter by nature, structured, driven by dreams and visions. Your processes are strategic and you don't rush into much of anything. When you love you love hard, and when you laugh you laugh harder. You are a friend to many but few know you deeply. Your intentions are good and your kindness is recognized by many. If you know a Haskel you have been graced with greatness.

Them: Yo, there's Haskel!
You: There goes Dopeness!

Written by: sunshine on sunflowers

by Sunnaflower November 23, 2021