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"Pulling a Haskell" or "Hasking myself" is the term used for attempting suicide by consuming a dangerous amount of energy drinks.
Example 1:
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.

Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell
by ihaspenisthoreturns September 30, 2020
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Haskell

"Pulling a Haskell" or "Hasking myself" is the term used for attempting suicide by consuming a dangerous amount of energy drinks.
Example 1:
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.

Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell
by ihaspenisthoreturns September 26, 2020
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