Definitions by ihaspenisthoreturns
Haskell
"Pulling a Haskell" or "Hasking myself" is the term used for attempting suicide by consuming a dangerous amount of energy drinks.
Example 1:
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.
Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.
Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell
Haskell by ihaspenisthoreturns September 30, 2020
Haskell
"Pulling a Haskell" or "Hasking myself" is the term used for attempting suicide by consuming a dangerous amount of energy drinks.
Example 1:
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.
Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell
Jeff: Hey Jim, you coming to the game on Saturday?
Jim: No, I'd rather hask myself.
Example 2:
Jane: Janet, how did your brother die?
Janet: He pulled a haskell
Haskell by ihaspenisthoreturns September 26, 2020