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Haruki

The stereotypical Asian nerd. While he knows how to do a lot of complicated stuff you have no clue how, be it calculus, programming, or music, he is also quite unapproachable and takes work to get close to.
After trying to work my Minecraft server for 3 hours, I decided to give up and Skype that Haruki guy at school.
by cutesy pastel living doll November 16, 2014
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Harlin

A guy with a monstrous penis, extremely funny, and drop dead gourgeous. Harlin is slang for "GOD". Although many use the word as slang for "sexy".A Harlin is the man of your dreams. If you have one, don't EVER let him go. They're very rare.
Oh my Harlin!
That guy is so Harlin!
I'm Harlin and I know it!
by Lady Boner July 30, 2012
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Haruhi

1. n. & adj. Haruhi can be described as a state of being, in which you feel as if you're just one in a million. Although you may feel as if you are an individual/one of a kind, you are incorrect. Their maybe thousands of other people that have your personality, look like you, dress like you, have the same friends like you, have the same secrets as you, have the same dreams and wishes as you. Haruhi is a state in which you feel that you're alone in a world that is dull and boring and repetitive. This state can only be cured by overloading your life with extreme happiness and being random and eccentric so that hopefully you'll truly be "one of a kind". Amazing things happen all the time, you just have to find it.

2. n. & adj. Haruhi can also be used to describe yourself as being like haruhi from the anime: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Haruhi can be used to describe yourself in place of eccentric, outlandish etc. You know you're haruhi when you're having fun doing epic shit. You can be like haruhi when you attempt to look for ways to make you're life more fun and exciting. You can even use haruhi to describe yourself when something out of the ordinary happens.
1. "omgah dude, i'm totally fucking bored. life just seems so dull. I feel haruhi right now."

2. "that was the greatest night ever! i cant believe we saw that alien, esper, and time traveler all at the same time! my life is totally haruhi right now!"
by IntegratedDataSentientEntity October 14, 2010
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Harubin

A gorgeous adonis with amazing sexual talents. His penis is 3 meters long, and he wears it like a belt around his waist because it's too long. Harubin is gay but only likes young boys. He makes them do hkp (harubin penis suck) in exchange for a higher grade
I feel like such a Harubin today; lets go hunt some little boys.
by majamminsexy October 3, 2022
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hardliner

A person who takes a simple decision not to do drugs and turns it into an obsessive militant and ocasionally violent and loud lifestyle that revolves around hating drugs. In the closed-mind of a hardliner, drugs are wholly evil (sometimes not backed up by any real evidence and definitely not backed up by any firsthand experience) and all recreational drug users are stupid, worthless, bad people who belong in jail or dead. Known to defend their claims that marajuana is the worst thing in existence even when presented with evidence that it isn't actually harmful and that people who ocasionally smoke it can actually hold down a job and make some contributions to society (which is in stark contrast to their beliefs)
A hardliner is somebody who thinks harboring an irrational deep-seated hatred towards all recreational drug users is a healthy alternative to doing drugs.
by DDSmith August 20, 2007
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harli

the most beautiul girl ever alive
she gives you tingles by just looking into her gorgeous green eyes
wow, harli is amazing
by annomyse October 5, 2007
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Haruhiism

The belief that somewhere out there, in a 'normal' high school, God exists as a normal high schooler.

Based off the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya where the character Haruhi is God living life in high school. She can alter reality and create dead space without even knowing it.

The Haruhi of the religion is often subjected to uncannily good luck, strange occurrences, and anything of the sort. They are subjected to superiority complexes although they are unknowing of their powers.
The world can alter to their beliefs.

Disciples are the ones in the know of the Haruhi's real powers and often keep reality stable by keeping the Haruhi steady.
The Haruhi usually attracts non-humans as her disciples.
For example, in Haruhiism if the Haruhi believes in ESPers and Time Travelers, then they will exist, although maybe not openly. If The Haruhi thinks that a cat can talk, then the cat WILL talk.

The Haruhi will usually have a buttmonkey whom they have taken a unusual liking to, for example, in the series it would be Kyon.
by Griim August 3, 2010
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