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hard cheese

a situation that is bad or something that is not good
"You ran over the neighbor's puppy, that's hard cheese."
"That sweeper lasted only 3 days, that thing is hard cheese."
by Icy_Hot December 10, 2007
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Hard Candy

1.) An underage girl between the ages of 12 and 16 who is attractive to older men.

2.) The one Counting Crows album where singer Adam Duritz doesn't seep extremely depressed.
1.) Theres some great hard candy at the middle school over there.

2.) Counting Crows Fan: Last night I was so happy, I was listening to the album "Hard Candy" by Counting Crows!

Other Guy: Isn't that the band with that depressed guy with dreads who sings that song about his penis "Mr. Jones?"
by dfhjsdfsui April 4, 2010
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cold hard cash

A term for a good amount of cash; physical money.
Here, have a 2000. Yes it's real. Cold hard cash, baby!
by stormychild April 1, 2016
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Hard Cap

When a male awakes the morning after having sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, goes to urinate and finds a hard cap of female ejaculation incasing the head of his penis.
Stinky woke up Sunday morning with a really bad hard cap, he told me.
by Stinky Hard Cap January 18, 2009
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hard cum

is this cum

yea its hard cum
by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018
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hard cuddling

cuddling as a preclude to sexual activity
She wanted to cuddle, but he said, how about some hard cuddling?
by david watson March 16, 2007
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Hard candy

Oi, I broke my teeth while eating some hard candy the other night !
by ReallyRealDoctor January 9, 2020
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