Chris Hansen

The host of Dateline NBC's, To Catch A Predator; a smug bastard.

If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.

He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.

Chris Hansen - Would you like to explain to me what you're doing here?
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.

Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.

by disc.inc. December 20, 2010

Eddie Van Halen

By far the greatest guitarist who ever lived. The man invented shredding, and the greatest guitar solo ever Eruption.He is also the most original and innovative guitarist ever, the best musician of the past 2 centuries. Eddie, Alex, Dave, and Michael are the greatest band to ever walk the earth, Van Halen

Dude Van Halen's number 1

by Jason Kaye July 12, 2004

helly hansen

the pimpinest brand ever
fuckin expensive but not preppy.
sponsors some kickass snowboarders like Nico Droz

did u see baller ben rockin that helly hansen hoodie today... damn that kid is hella hot

by TOB fo eva January 25, 2005

whats hannenin

same meaning as whats happening? usually means wut is going on?

eyyyyyy cheaaaaaa whats hannenin? East side squad whats hannenin? Hey Faven, Whats Hannenin?

by be EZ July 30, 2008

Halen

Halen is a rare guy who is SUPER intelligent. He seems weird but he is actually a great guy who may not seem attractive, but has a really big heart. He has a secret wild side that comes out when he is comfortable, and is really cool at the time. He would make a great addition to a team because his intelligence and skills in technology will make a team soar to the top. He would also make a great advisor(even better if he is a Virgo!) However, NEVER betray him or he can make your life a living hell. So, if you find a Halen, keep him by your side, because he will be the bestest friend you can have.

I need a Halen on my team to get things done fast.

by Rx465 August 29, 2018

hansenish

A behavior that is almost clever in the short term, but in the long run is self destructive and foolish. Known for weaseling, irrelevance, and trolling people who would be friends.

We were once close friends, but years of hansenish facebook posts make me wonder about that guy. weasel troll

by Grumpalactic December 9, 2017

Halenur

A mf who’s married to a guy named with a letter “a” as his first name. Is either turkish. lives in denver. Very caring and kind. A good sister too. usually acts like a clown sometimes

Omg halenur is so kind🤡

by childeater21 April 14, 2021