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Hammerstein

When a male lays someone down on a rabbi's desk, and the male kicks hia legs up to full force penitrate the recipient.
I gave my girlfriend the Hammerstein while the rabbi was at a brit milah.
by Kiwi_Slander April 27, 2023
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Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 11, 2019
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Mark hammersley

Beste teacher ever and a funky bloke
" HEY!, there's Mark hammersley my favourite English teacher@"
by Berriesandcream928 September 12, 2021
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Hammersmashed

The most metal way possible to be drunk. For this state to be attained, inebriation should reach the point whereupon:

A) One's head starts involuntarily thrashing violently back and forth at an alarming rate.

B) One's speech is reduced to an unintelligible series of grunts and guttural utterances.

Once the above has been achieved, conversation should immediately be shifted to the subject of torturous, gory methods of murder. Hangovers should ideally involve waking up feeling AND looking like one's face has been smashed in with a hammer.

Residents of New England, particularly those hailing from Buffalo, New York, will often find this feat much simpler than peoples residing elsewhere.
Bar patron #1: Look at this guy over here, he's getting completely hammersmashed.

Bar patron #2: Yeah, I feel sorry for his head, neck and throat tomorrow morning.
by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009
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Hammerslam

-noun-
how a tiger impregnates a lion thus resulting in the conception and subsequent birth of a liger.

alternate definitions:
1. being really drunk
2. being more drunk than you've been in the past 2 weeks
3. thinking you're cool by trying to create your own words
"Man, I was so hammerslammed last night; I don't remember coming home and performing an impromptu ballet for the dog."

or

"Lara is so hammerslammed she just came up with a new word."
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hammersmith

a quite normal place in london that receives an above average amount of stabbings a year, it is in the middle of west london near fulham, white city, shepherd’s bush and ladbroke grove.
person 1: don’t go to hammersmith broadway at 4-5:30pm it’s way too bait
person 2: let’s go fulham broadway instead
by wassabiproductions April 19, 2020
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hammerschmitt

people who love beer and will beat the shit out of the person who does not.
by Joespeh Rinkle August 12, 2006
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