handonballinger

A user on “stan twitter” that can be problematic at times and always uses a fancam of the popular youtube sensation colleen mae ballinger rapping

I follow the user @handonballinger on twitter

by Dillon61 April 4, 2020

hammond

the process of peeing down ones throat

paul: im really in the mood for some hammond.
suzie: say less daddy!

by papathatwillpeedownyourthroat October 31, 2020

Residual hardon

A swollen cock generated by a full day of mild arousal.

John wanted to make his placid cock look big for Sean, so he played with himself for a few hours and generated a residual hardon.

by Team Ferret January 24, 2020

Harry Hardon

A reference to one's penis.

That's Sir Harry Hardon to you, arse wipe.

by de-pube December 5, 2020

2 Handed Hammond

The 2 Handed Hammond is a very large penis that requires 2 hands to hold.

The old man stood in front of city hall telling the police chief about his 2 Handed Hammond. I showed this hooker my 2 Handed Hammond; She said it was the biggest she'd ever seen.

by DakotaDog4874 January 24, 2016

Albert Hammond jr.

Guitarist for The Strokes, also has the best fashion sense and afro of any man alive. During guitar solos he practically has an orgasm. It makes for a nice show.

I want to do Albert Hammond Jr.

by eltonjohn May 30, 2006

HAMboner

Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others

Oho, looks like you've caught out a HAMboner!

by princevitae September 15, 2003