HAMMOND! You bloody idiot!
by HAMMONDYOUBLOODYIDIOT October 17, 2019
A type of electric organ, commonly used in churches, jazz, blues, funk and rock music. Popularized by rock acts as Deep Purple, ELP and Uriah Heep, it became a standard of heavy rock keyboard.
by dildo777 July 15, 2016
by papathatwillpeedownyourthroat November 1, 2020
As used in the act of Pulling a Hammond.
To hit on an attractive waitress/bartender/stripper and ask for her number. Only to be rejected.
Most commonly referenced when the act is frequently repeated.
To hit on an attractive waitress/bartender/stripper and ask for her number. Only to be rejected.
Most commonly referenced when the act is frequently repeated.
by wingsfan2010 February 1, 2010
a poor play on words or a gay joke that is also poorly executed. often and only made by Hammond Lieu. He himself is possibly gay.
"Hey man are you going to game tonight."
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."
"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."
"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"
by Afrodesiak October 11, 2017
The act of pulling the first girl you see in a nightclub, preferably in Yorkshire. Also termed "going ugly early."
A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.
A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.
"The first girl who's breathing in-and-out , you walk up to her 'hiya love how you doing?' You pull. That's it, job done."
"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."
"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."
by Esoteric Hammondist February 7, 2022