Grumpy Blumpkin

Combination of the Grumpy Munchkin and the Blumpkin.
When a woman sits on toilet and takes a shit while a guy sits in her lap and shits into the toilet while the girl is reaching around with her mouth and giving him a blowjob.
Woman has to be on the bottom incase of horrendous taco shits.
Female flexibility is key!

Big Cat: Hey you know that really skanky waitress from that restaurant.
Little Cub: yeah. What about here?
Big Cat: Big Cat totally got the Grumpy Blumpkin from her.
Little Cub: NFK

by little cub September 24, 2009

Grumpy Woman

Grumpy Woman = British Woman

"Americans are upstarts"

"Stop saying that, grumpy woman!"

by Grumpy Woman September 15, 2009

Grumpy Brewing

Feeling a poo coming on.

Said after a fart or that deep down inside feeling of man i have to make it to the bathroom quick.

"I have a mean grumpy brewing"

by bobbyDbo October 10, 2009

Grumpy Granola

What has been eaten by someone who is being particularly grumpy.

Well SOMEBODY had their grumpy granola this morning.

by raira November 18, 2010

grumpy cave

n. vagina

Maggie's grumpy cave has sure been full of activity lately.

by chubbylover53 December 15, 2011

grumpy nigga hours

The time between 6 to 8am when sad niggas have to go to work/school.

Oh man I masturbated during sad nigga hours and now I have to deal with grumpy nigga hours.

by doomguy117 October 4, 2017

National Grumpy Asshole Day

Every June 1st is National Grumpy Asshole Day. Make sure to appreciate any grumpy asshole’s you know.

“Hey, it’s June 1st, you know what that means...”
“Ugh”
“It’s National Grumpy Asshole Day! Happy grumpy asshole day!”
“shut up”

by mwah_fishytits November 21, 2020