Gettysburg Grapeshot

It's when I put my balls in you then ram rod them in with my own shaft, like a civil war musket.

Dave gave Betsy the old gettysburg grapeshot, now she's in the hospital.

by RadioactiveHate June 9, 2022

gutty

meaning being fake or weird

you being real gutty right now

by dada1149 January 27, 2023

gettysburg, wow

an expression first used by Donald Trump on the 13th april 2024. read the truly enlightening speech here:

“Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was,” Trump said. “The Battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable — it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow.

Person1: wow that was a great movie!!
Person2: gettysburg, wow.

by lolunderwater April 28, 2024

Utty Gutty

Another word for your underarm where you can also apply utty gutty juice (a.k.a deodorant).

I need to shave my utty gutty!

by reptartz. March 20, 2011

Lincoln's Gettysburg address

The street-name, house-number, etc. where mail could reach Honest Abe while he was staying in Gettysburg.

Dunno why some students find it so difficult to to memorize Lincoln's Gettysburg address --- it was only three short lines:

President Abraham Lincoln
128 Broadway

Gettysburg, PA 17325

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

Battle of Gettysburg

When a woman is having a heavy flow and you give her a cream pie, leaving behind thousands of men to die in blood.

I almost didn’t want to have sex with my girlfriend last night because she was having her period, but I decided to give her a Battle of Gettysburg instead.

by Prince Fonzarelli January 21, 2023